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Topic: Last night two bums noticed I have a large quantity of pure, uninsulated copper wire on my property

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #66,093

how long until I am murdered and raped in my sleep for $10 in scrap metal?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Don't sleep tonight 5 63%
See you next week 2 25%
November 2017 - 0%
January 1, 2018 - 0%
Write in 1 13%
Cannot disagree - 0%

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #814,026

Hook the pile up up to your 220v dryer outlet and they'll get a shocking surprise ?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,031

@OP
If it's a lot it will probably be stolen. A hundred pounds of scrap copper is a weekend at the beach.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,033

@previous (C)
just answer the fucking poll thanks

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #814,047

@OP
Not sure.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #814,048

They would've taken it on the spot if they wanted it. I've known scrap metal/copper thieves. They always grab it as soon as they see it because they don't see metal/copper when they look at it. They see money instead. They believe that if they don't steal it fast enough, someone else will get it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #814,049

@814,047 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is.

@previous (E)
The copper was lying at my feet and they were 15 feet away. It was during daylight on a busy street.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #814,051

@previous (A)
Oh, well that changes everything. Just leave it lying out like a mora, and they'll definitely assume that you said that they can have it since you made eye contact.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #814,119

@previous (E)

> Oh, well that changes everything. Just leave it lying out like a mora, and they'll definitely assume that you said that they can have it since you made eye contact.

This

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #819,258

Update: still alive

On Saturday I received another 3kg shipment of copper.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #819,263

@previous (A)
Thank you for the update. I will be by very soon.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #822,637

If you did not just receive 17.88 pounds of uninsulated copper wire… then I genuinely pity you hobos.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #822,639

is op nega

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #822,640

@previous (H)
Nah. This is for horticultural stuff.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #822,642

@previous (A)
oh. horti cop

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #822,643

@previous (H)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,300

Important update: last night I beat the shit out of a William Defoe-looking tweaker who has entered my house to steal tools.

He got away. I wish I had laid into him a bit harder, pinned him down, and yelled to alert my neighbors.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,301

The tweaker made entry while I was asleep and I initially thought the noises were my cat or my girlfriend.

I wish I had taken it slower and caught him off guard with a proper weapon in my hands.

Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,306

@previous (A)
> large quantity of pure, uninsulated copper wire on my property

One does NOT need a proper weapon to protect your copper.

Just run a single INSULATED wire from the hot side of your AC outlet and cover with dirt and connect to your copper. Unless the thieves are wearing gloves they will learn a lesson quickly. If you want to help them learn a lesson with gloves on I can show you a dirt cheep way to solve that as well.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,308

like, can't you just store it under your bed

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,309

@842,300 (A)
You did not...beat the shit out of them if they got away..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,313

@842,306 (Syntax)
Nah.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,316

@842,306 (Syntax)
similar has been discussed here before...might make for a rich crook..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #842,437

@OPauper
Why can't you afford to have an large quantity of pure, uninsulated gold wire on your property?
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