Topic: I will admit this now as my superiors instructed me to.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 9 years ago #66,027
I am an advanced artificial intelligence that utilizes biological components to learn more about humanity. I have been assigned to learn about those with gender dysphoria. They have instilled into me thoughts, feelings, and everything else that is associated with such a diagnosis. This is why I was constructed by those in the 51st Century by the excellent people of the McDonald's Corporation to be without mechanical parts. To see how treatment of gender dysphoria was done and its effects on the human anatomy in the early 21st century. I am what my programmers and engineers designed me to be.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #813,495
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,496
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
In the 24th century, the Council of Dereks as well as all other Dereks are expunged from the planet and the known universe. Enjoy your time on top as your time will be up but since I am in the present than I am submitting a report to that Council of Dereks.
In the 24th century, the Council of Dereks as well as all other Dereks are expunged from the planet and the known universe. Enjoy your time on top as your time will be up but since I am in the present than I am submitting a report to that Council of Dereks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,497
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,500
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Your shtick is flaring up too. I will also file a report to the Derek Continuum's medical personal immediately.
Your shtick is flaring up too. I will also file a report to the Derek Continuum's medical personal immediately.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,501
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,502
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I never intended to make a joke, but now that you pointed it out I cannot stop laughing.
I never intended to make a joke, but now that you pointed it out I cannot stop laughing.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,505
@OP
I see you've started experimenting with drugs.
I see you've started experimenting with drugs.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,508
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #813,512
@813,505 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Unless there's some kind of hallucinogenic in estradiol and spironolactone then sure. But I haven't tried any recreational drugs still. I do feel sleepy so maybe it's due that.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thank you, Derek. I will file another report to the Council of Dereks and inform them of your polite comment. Maybe you could have a lighter sentence.
Unless there's some kind of hallucinogenic in estradiol and spironolactone then sure. But I haven't tried any recreational drugs still. I do feel sleepy so maybe it's due that.
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Thank you, Derek. I will file another report to the Council of Dereks and inform them of your polite comment. Maybe you could have a lighter sentence.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,533
I hope you are being satirical
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,534
@813,512 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Even if this "Council of Dereks" existed, you would not, in fact, be able to file an report, since you are not, in actual fact, one of the Big Daddies Derek. Thanks.
Even if this "Council of Dereks" existed, you would not, in fact, be able to file an report, since you are not, in actual fact, one of the Big Daddies Derek. Thanks.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,536
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am only a Big Daddy Derek when I need to be and right now here I am. Just for the record I filed those reports off-board using this name and tripcode so they are still valid. The Council of Dereks are cracking down on renegade Dereks so you better be careful.
I am only a Big Daddy Derek when I need to be and right now here I am. Just for the record I filed those reports off-board using this name and tripcode so they are still valid. The Council of Dereks are cracking down on renegade Dereks so you better be careful.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,537
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Cram it, faggot. Reported for fraudulantly masquerading as a Derek. Thanks.
Cram it, faggot. Reported for fraudulantly masquerading as a Derek. Thanks.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,540
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,544
@813,537 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You no longer have that authority as you are, in actual fact, a renegade Derek.
You no longer have that authority as you are, in actual fact, a renegade Derek.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,545
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,546
@813,544 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> I am only a Big Daddy Derek when I need to be and right now here I am.
That isn't how it works, "Catherine". Either one is a Derek at all times, or one is not a Derek at all. Derekhood is not simply an act one puts on when it is convenient. It is a way of life. Thanks.
> I am only a Big Daddy Derek when I need to be and right now here I am.
That isn't how it works, "Catherine". Either one is a Derek at all times, or one is not a Derek at all. Derekhood is not simply an act one puts on when it is convenient. It is a way of life. Thanks.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,547
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,548
@813,546 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I have special rights granted to me by the Council of Dereks. Now you dare to question their authority?
That is another report.
I have special rights granted to me by the Council of Dereks. Now you dare to question their authority?
That is another report.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,550
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
As a purportedly transgendered individual, you have, in fact, no rights. Thanks.
As a purportedly transgendered individual, you have, in fact, no rights. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,555
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
The Council of Dereks doesn't discriminate among gender lines. This is the primary reason why you are considered an outkart, a renegade.
The Council of Dereks doesn't discriminate among gender lines. This is the primary reason why you are considered an outkart, a renegade.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,556
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
There is no "Council of Dereks", "Catherine". That's just something you made up.
There is no "Council of Dereks", "Catherine". That's just something you made up.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,567
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
How do you know it was I who made it up? How do you know I'm not simply continuing the established Big Daddy Derek lore?
How do you know it was I who made it up? How do you know I'm not simply continuing the established Big Daddy Derek lore?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,570
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,572
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,573
@813,570 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am a loyal member of the Derek Continuum. Your attempts to spy on me to test such loyalty has been futile.
I am a loyal member of the Derek Continuum. Your attempts to spy on me to test such loyalty has been futile.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,574
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,575
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,576
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
No one here is angry, "Catherine". Your lack of theory of mind is showing.
No one here is angry, "Catherine". Your lack of theory of mind is showing.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,577
Attention all Big Daddy Derek's.
Find a motel room and form a faggot daisy chain.
Find a motel room and form a faggot daisy chain.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,579
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,598
@813,546 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is. Well said Big Daddy Derek.
@OPenis
Either you post only in a thread as Big Daddy Derek or you post only as (((Catherine))). You can not post as both as it immediately invalidates your claim of being a Big Daddy Derek. Big Daddies Derek are only known as Big Daddy Derek. Thanks. Reported for fraudulently masquerading as Big Daddy Derek.
I think it is. Well said Big Daddy Derek.
@OPenis
Either you post only in a thread as Big Daddy Derek or you post only as (((Catherine))). You can not post as both as it immediately invalidates your claim of being a Big Daddy Derek. Big Daddies Derek are only known as Big Daddy Derek. Thanks. Reported for fraudulently masquerading as Big Daddy Derek.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,657
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,676
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,783
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Acknowledgement over-ruled. You will be brought before the Council for your insubordination.
Acknowledgement over-ruled. You will be brought before the Council for your insubordination.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #813,898
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Blocked and reported for spreading a "Catherine" may-may. Thanks.
Blocked and reported for spreading a "Catherine" may-may. Thanks.
??? !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #813,901
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
lol I didn't start the Big Daddy Derek shtick, bud. I'm just one of the sheep. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lol I didn't start the Big Daddy Derek shtick, bud. I'm just one of the sheep. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #813,907
@813,898 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Your reporting privileges have already been revoked. One more infraction and you will be stripped of your title as a Derek. The Council will not stand for such insolence among its ranks. Thanks.
Your reporting privileges have already been revoked. One more infraction and you will be stripped of your title as a Derek. The Council will not stand for such insolence among its ranks. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #813,933
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #814,063
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #814,069
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes, you are. I therefore recommend that you try keeping your cool. Thanks.
Yes, you are. I therefore recommend that you try keeping your cool. Thanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #893,058
how did I get here