Topic: BREAKING: ranch confirmed for lube
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,987
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #813,201
Becky has been using ranch dressing as lube for years. She has also given a ranch hand job to a veteran who then wouldn't stop texting her ??
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,325
haha he wants a ranch hand but it looks like he is soliciting a person to satiate his condiment fetish
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,327
Alright, I will just once give you a story about when Becky and I used to date. When she was my girlfriend, just once, she gave me a Ranchjob™ (pronounced as one word).
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,336
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,337
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #813,351
@813,327 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
After a Ranchjob™ becky pastes beef dripping in her butthole as anal lube for grate Greasy~Meatfarts™
After a Ranchjob™ becky pastes beef dripping in her butthole as anal lube for grate Greasy~Meatfarts™
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #829,720
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