Topic: How do you have sex with a cat?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,854
I don't know how to get started. Does anyone have a step-by-step guide?
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #812,241
It probably helps to be a cat first.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #812,243
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #812,244
First, you need a cat-ready ass.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,245
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,269
itt: dumb posts..
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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #812,288
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,295
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,480
OP
Move to China. Cat is common in restaurants although they may call it lamb.
That may not exactly be sex but you do end up eating cat.
Move to China. Cat is common in restaurants although they may call it lamb.
That may not exactly be sex but you do end up eating cat.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,484
Ask Becky.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,495
@812,480 (F)
Shut up, my good friend Dox. You are full of BS as usual.
Shut up, my good friend Dox. You are full of BS as usual.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,503
Cats have spikey penises and sandpaper tongues.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,509
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,510
@812,495 (H)https://www.google.com/search?q=Move+to+China.+Cat+is+common+in+restaurants&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/world/2017/06/13/chinese-man-caught-with-cats-destined-for-restaurants/fWQFRmqs21XL6NvW83eOlK/story.html
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,529
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