Topic: If I hire a hooker anytime soon..

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,840

I am going to insist she answer to the name becky during the encounter..

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #812,110

And if I give a homeless guy a dollar anytime soon, I'm going to insist he answer to the name bert.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,112

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
that's not really the same sentiment..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,117

@812,110 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

> And if I give a homeless guy a dollar anytime soon, I'm going to insist he answer to the name bert.

Come on Becky, you gotta make Bert live up to his standards. He sucks dick for spare change, so if a homeless guy wants that dollar, he's gonna have to suck someone's dick.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,119

@previous (C)
ok should i send the homeless guy your way then?

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812,123

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Oh no no no.... I don't swing that way.

You could send them to Bert. Berts used to the filthiness.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #812,144

@previous (C)
I'm glad the summer heat is over..

going a couple of days without a shower when it's 90 degrees is quite a bit different than when it is in the lower 70s..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,191

@812,110 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Come on now, you don't give homeless people money

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,209

@previous (D)
I regularly do. I also give them McDonalds gift cards and bus passes.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,211

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
McDonalds has gift cards?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,213

@previous (D)
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/services/arch-card.html

They are called Arch cards.

Ideal for gifts between inbreed families.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,217

@812,144 (A)

So, let me get this straight..... After you read my post: @812,123 (C)

You concluded that since the temps are now cooler, the cocks you suck will be cleaner?

@812,144 (A)

> I'm glad the summer heat is over..
>
> going a couple of days without a shower when it's 90 degrees is quite a bit different than when it is in the lower 70s..

OK...... Thanks for the new info.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,221

@812,209 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
that's very nice of you..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,222

@812,217 (C)
mine will be cleaner...so I got that going for me..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,225

@previous (A)
Soooooooo..... You're going to suck your own dick?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,229

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am not that flexible..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,231

@previous (A)
And yet, you haven't denied being a cocksucker.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,235

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
I am all about the ladies..

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,239

@previous (A)
You act like a lady on your work nights.

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