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Topic: I had chinese food for dinner

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,802

Will I catch tuberculosis now?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #811,842

Was it real, authentic Chinese food, or America-Chinese, which bears no resemblance to the food eaten in China?

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,845

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
If it was the latter he should be safe, yes?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,849

@OP
Plastic rice cooked in sewer oil, with tuberculosis sprinkles?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,850

@811,845 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
They are both perfectly safe.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,853

All you need is two teaspoons of soy sauce and a chopped scallion

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,859

@811,850 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
But, the food you ate in China gave you tuberculosis, and a hole in your lung. How can that shit be safer than in the US of A?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,860

@811,849 (D)
Possibly. You never know what those slant eyed fucks use as seasoning.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,862

Some of them eat baby birds which are alive..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,864

@previous (F)
At least she didn't eat them out of the dumpster.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,881

@811,859 (A)
Are you so stupid that you think people get TB from food?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,895

@previous (B)

Well Matt, according to you, you can.

> Matt, 1.2 year ago[^] [v] #700,221
> I just ate ramen cooked in rancid shit >oil. I got tuberculosis and a hole in my >lung, but it's okay because I lost 80lbs >in the hospital.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,896

@previous (A)
http://minichan.org/topic/65811

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,900

@previous (B)
Awww, what's wrong Matt? You hate being proven a liar?

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