Topic: If you do not ride a brand-new (pronounced as one word) Mongoose™ Excursion 27.5...

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #65,792

You might as well be riding a rusty old children's tricycle with flat tires. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #811,780

I honestly don't understand why you don't ride a mobility scooter like all the other fatties. You know good and well you're too fat for that bike.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,807

@OP
Why can't you afford a car?

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,875

@811,780 (B)
> I honestly don't understand why you don't ride a mobility scooter like all the other fatties.
I'm trying to not be fat anymore by going for daily ten myle bike rides. Eventually I'm going to get light enough that bikes will last more than three months.

> You know good and well you're too fat for that bike.
Actually each tire is rated for 200lbs! So that's 400 total. 310+40=350 so I'm actually 50lbs under the weight limit.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,933

@previous (Meta)

> > I honestly don't understand why you don't ride a mobility scooter like all the other fatties.
> I'm trying to not be fat anymore by going for daily ten myle bike rides. Eventually I'm going to get light enough that bikes will last more than three months.
It's going to take way more than just ryding myles on a byke.
> > You know good and well you're too fat for that bike.
> Actually each tire is rated for 200lbs! So that's 400 total. 310+40=350 so I'm actually 50lbs under the weight limit.
They just say that to fool gullible fatties like you into buying it.

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #812,095

@previous (B)

> > > I honestly don't understand why you don't ride a mobility scooter like all the other fatties.
> > I'm trying to not be fat anymore by going for daily ten myle bike rides. Eventually I'm going to get light enough that bikes will last more than three months.
> It's going to take way more than just ryding myles on a byke.
I've also stopped eating so much fried food.
> > > You know good and well you're too fat for that bike.
> > Actually each tire is rated for 200lbs! So that's 400 total. 310+40=350 so I'm actually 50lbs under the weight limit.
> They just say that to fool gullible fatties like you into buying it.
No, this mountain bike has heavy duty tires and shock absorbers. It's much stronger than the beach cruiser.

Minichan