Topic: Now that's better..

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,751

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #811,449

do you do anything other than eat fast food in front of the tv and post here

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,450

~~First!~~

Second!

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,451

"i need money for new shoes because i camt work without them, I need money for a haircut and new blue jeans, please give me your charity"

Proceeds to buy fast food and beer

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,462

@previous (D)
I have a haircut lined up soon...and I have pants now..

if I could just get a pair of boots I'd be so happy I'd probably cry tears of joy..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,463

why would you buy expensive fast food when you are homeless

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,466

Holy shit that looks disgusting. USAmerican fast food is the worst in the world

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,467

That's the first wendys I have had in months..

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,468

@previous (A)
Why is the bun greasy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,471

@previous (F)
that's the way I order it..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,492

Anonymous G double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,493

@811,471 (A)
How the fuck do you order a greasy bun?

Wait.......don't answer that. I'm sure that nice big black man greased it up for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,495

@811,492 (G)
I have drank beer like three times in the lat twelve months..
the last time I did was about two months ago...and a chick I let stay at my camp bought it..

I am a non drinker now..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,506

@811,451 (D)
He has to eat to survive, you cold-hearted miser!

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,554

You probably could have bought several cans of chefboyardee instead of one damn meal bud.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,559

@811,471 (A)

> that's the way I order it..

what????

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,595

tfw gout

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,606

@811,554 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
He should have just gotten one of those 25kg bags of rice

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,608

@previous (E)
Authentic Chinese 25kg bags of rice are 20kg plastic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,623

maybe I should just dig up topsoil...dirt has nutrients in it..

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,627

@811,606 (E)
If we assume he is on the streets again, we should assume he has no way of cooking rice.

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,637

@811,623 (A)
Eat some goddamn vegetables. They're available in cans and frozen and you can just dump that shit into a bowl and microwave it. Finish it off with some butter and you've got yourself some fiber and nutrients.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,644

@811,608 (L)

> Authentic Chinese 25kg bags of rice are 20kg plastic

@811,554 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> You probably could have bought several cans of chefboyardee instead of one damn meal bud.

@811,463 (E)

> why would you buy expensive fast food when you are homeless

I'm sure you would all be much better at being homeless but right now it's Bert's turn

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,646

@811,637 (K)
where...pray tell may I find a battery or solar powered microwave..

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,647

@previous (A)
I thought you were staying somewhere. I figured it had a microwave.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,650

@811,646 (A)
or you could use the one they have at 7/11. they're really powerful!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,651

@811,647 (K)
atm I am...that is probably not going to be tbe case for long though..

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,671

@811,627 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Just use one of those gas burners

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,675

@previous (E)
I don't think he has one.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,677

@811,627 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> If we assume he is on the streets again, we should assume he has no way of cooking rice.

but he's sat in front of a television at a coffee table

Anonymous B double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,679

@811,627 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
he put his Wendy's on a plate for crying out loud

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,680

@811,677 (B)
@previous (B)

I honestly didn't examine the picture that closely

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,694

@811,675 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
then he should become a competent homeless person

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,697

@811,679 (B)

Homeless people can have plates (Especially paper plates, as seems to be the case).

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Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,698

@previous (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
He probably got the plate out of the dumpster, then licked it clean.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,706

@811,697 (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
he's in a home and that's a ceramic plate

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,709

@811,451 (D)

> "i need money for new shoes because i camt work without them, I need money for a haircut and new blue jeans, please give me your charity"
>
> Proceeds to buy fast food and beer

Just a reminder. Svet offered to give you $50/month and you turned him down. So each tyme you take a step in old bad boots remember you made that choice

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,716

@811,706 (B)

It looks more like a paper plate to me; but who am I to tell an object what it is made of? Perhaps it is paper, perhaps it is ceramic. All is well and I am going to die.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,724

@previous (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
It's cardboard

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,726

@previous (B)

Isn't cardboard multi-ply? I believe they term it paperboard when it's like that.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,730

dongs

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,731

@811,726 (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
Usually paper plates that are NOT plastic coated - They just fall apart very quickly. Made as dirt cheap as possible.

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,734

@previous (Syntax)

A plastic-coated paper plate is not very good for the environment.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,735

@811,726 (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
Cardstock

Anonymous B double-posted this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,737

@811,731 (Syntax)
Where

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,739

@811,735 (B)

I apologise, we have differing terminology.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,744

@811,730 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I have one..

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