Topic: hey bert..it sounds like you have gout

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,693

..so get your shit together and fix your degenerate lifestyle (your diet is to blame)

http://www.webmd.com/arthritis/tc/gout-topic-overview

I was there a week or so ago...but my boots were so fucked up and worn that my feet hurt and I look almost drunk walking because the boots condition and my hurt feet make my gait unsteady and haphazard..
plus I had a flare up of swelling which no doubt was from high blood pressure aggravated by using a lit of salt when I was staying with family ( seriously I was salting every meal heavily) ...and well...now I do not touch the salt shaker...and the swelling has significantly diminished..

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #811,002

stfu..nerd..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,009

@previous (B)
Quit it...faggot..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,012

@previous (C)
Shut it, nigger.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #811,042

@811,009 (C)
You wouldn't say that to my face..faggit..I would beat your ass so bad..and leave you bleeding to death..on the sidewalk..junior..

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,043

That is not Gout. It could be very serious liver disease though, not kidding.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,046

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Oh you are a doctor now..nerd..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #811,048

@811,043 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Please provide your medical degree and board certification. Thanks.

Brie !faggot joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #811,082

@811,046 (B)
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Hi

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #818,404

inb4 bert gets a gout flare from drinking beer

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #835,044

bump

Minichan