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Topic: If Apple made a toilet...

iAnonymous iA started this discussion 9 years ago #65,647

You'd have to eat specific iFood to poop in the iToilet™. Regular poop in the iToilet™ would give it a virus, and you'd have to buy an iPlunger™.

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squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #810,527

iDevices don't get virae. the bigger issue would be old relatives changing the setting mid poop and needing you to come make it flush for them.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,528

There are NO VIRI for Apple!

iAnonymous iA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,529

> iDevices don't get virae
> There are NO VIRI for Apple!

Only when it comes to the iToilet™, viræ do exist.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,530

@previous (iAnonymous iA)
iProof?

iAnonymous iA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #810,531

@previous (C)
The iProof is in the iPudding.