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Topic: Unemployable?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #65,494

People who have demonic tattoos over 95.7% of their bodies, have 1,287 piercings, have devil horn implants on their head, who have a surgically-split forked snake tongue, who have giant holes cut out in their cheeks, and who refuse to wear anything except a bearskin loincloth, who are baffled about why they keep being turned down for a cashier job at JC Penney. Discuss.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #809,080

Could you imagine watching this guy eat, seeing the food get chewed up and watching drool and food and shit dripping down his cheek??? ?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #809,081

@previous (Meta)
What purpose does this serve? Are you supposed to lube it up and cheek fuck him?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #809,090

@809,080 (Meta)
In other words, just like you look when you eat?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #809,091

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
haha oooh burn

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #809,156

grotesque clownery

"hello yes I am paying cash JESUS CHRIST"

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #809,161

@809,080 (Meta)

He probably closes it when he eats

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #809,162

@OP

Please add Green to that list of unemployable people.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #809,206

Just pay them welfare and give them free healthcare. It's up to everyone else to support their shitty life choices.
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