Topic: Thanks, Pornhub™
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,412 Thanks, crusty sock. You guys are the best. Goodnight, fora.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 12 minutes later[^] [v] #808,428 ew you got weiner juice on your sock
what if you get your foot pargnat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #808,430 ok
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,439 @OP
Upgrade to ejaculating on the shirt your wearing and leaving it. Thanks.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,448 @previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
you say that like it's unusual..
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,451 Ah, what a beautiful morning. Time to pull the sock and tube back out.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,462 do guys actually use socks
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,467 @808,439 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Nah, I use an empty Pringles™ tube with a sock on the inside. It literally just works.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago , 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,469 @previous (A)
that sounds elaborate and uncomfortable and unsanitary
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,481 @previous (F)
Replace the sock each time
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,548 @808,469 (F)
It's not. It's satisfactory.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago , 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,552 @808,481 (G)
@previous (A)
so you fuck the sock? a coarse polyester blend sounds like the last thing I want to fuck tbh
Anonymous F double-posted this 9 years ago , 35 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,553 @808,548 (A)
or do you just cum in the sock??? why not use literally anything else that isn't clothing
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,558 @808,467 (A)
Upgrade to Stax
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,569 @previous (H)
Stax is for flat dicks. I take no part in that.
@808,552 (F)
@808,553 (F)
They're silicone socks that I bought off of eBay™. I simply put the sock in the tube like the tube is a leg. You should try it some time.
dreamworks skg. llc replied with this 9 years ago , 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,570 @previous (A)
Tube??? so what you're saying is that you've bought a Fleshlight and are calling it a sock and that you've let your 'silicone sock' get crusty yet continue to fuck it???? or is it just a filthy homemade Fleshlight
please explain
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 29 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,581 @previous (dreamworks skg. llc )
> is it just a filthy homemade Fleshlight
> please explain
Yes.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago , 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,587 @previous (A)
lol. gross but thanks
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,605 Degenerates
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago , 50 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,619 Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago , 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,621 @808,552 (F)
No you just hold your dick inside when you cum, then put the sock in the wash
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago , 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #808,625 oh, a new Gilbert Gottfried audio involving him jerking off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG2OPSsZxIw
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