Topic: I wish to brag about my date last night.
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #65,361
It tasted like cabbage, slightly sweet.brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #808,160
Was she pitted or non-pitted?
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,161
@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
> Was she pitted or non-pitted?
How can I tell if it's pitted or not? I've not had many dates before.
brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,164
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Was there a stone in your mouth when you were done eating her out?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,165
@808,161 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Easy. If it has a pit in the center it is a male. Remove pit makes it a female.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,166
@808,164 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
There were numerous seeds!
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,168
I think it was a fig in a date's body.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,170
@808,161 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol 10/10 bud
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,172
@808,168 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,253
i eat fresh figs bitch u eat wrinkly old dates
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,267
@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)
Figs contain dead wasps.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,313
My date was juicy but wrinkly like a MILF.
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