Topic: Forum I wish to brag about my date last night

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,341

Let's get these things out of the way: she is a real, non-tranny woman and I did not masturbate alone in my basement. Thanks.

F and I had a good second date. She slept over at my place and didn't get a ton of sleep. Goddamn it had been a while since I've had a good lay.

I am not sure if I have ever been told these things and zomg it made me hard as diamonds:

- I fucking love your dick!
- Fuck me all night!
- Fuck me harder!

She came at least five times and I feel goddamn accomplished.

Also: inb4 becky sends me DMs to mock this post.

This concludes my bragpost.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #808,043

Was it tight? How many vaginas have you had?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,045

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Average tightness. I do not keep track of my count. It might be approaching 20?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,046

Sorry to break it to you... but no one is jelly besides Bert..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,047

@previous (C)
That is okay, Anonymous C. I posted this as a bragpost and not as jellyfodder. You see, semi anonymously posting my inner thoughts on the internet is liberating.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,051

@previous (A)
> I posted this as a bragpost and not as jellyfodder.

Uh... well, people typically brag to make others jelly. Especially bragging about getting laid to a bunch of virgins. Anyways, good for you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,052

Was this girl a slump buster, or was she hot?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808,054

@previous (D)
She is genuinely attractive. Her eyes are stunning, her smile is kind, and her breasts are ample.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,140

@previous (A)
And as for her butthole?

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,190

@previous (E)

> And as for her butthole?

bump

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,209

@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
I did not get a look.

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,216

@previous (A)
How did you manage that?! You mean to say, could it be, that it is possible to have sex without seeing your lover's anus??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,218

@808,045 (A)
twenty..I had twenty by 1990..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #808,219

@808,216 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
It is true.

@previous (G)
This isn't a contest, you degenerate. (I've been in long term relationships)

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