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Topic: I'm going to write a song called "OKay Google"
brie !iFDoautiSM started this discussion 9 years ago#65,301
And i will get it played on the radio.
The lyrics will activate your phone then make it do something.
Okay google, search for the most obscene of furry porn!
Okay google, tell me a dirty joke,
Okay google, give me a little hope,
Okay google, shuffle rick astley,
OKay google, chastise me steadfastly!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later[^][v]#807,767
Do.
It.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#807,782
Get it to number one and make furry porn mainstream
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,822
ok google, let me sign in to gmail by entering username and password on one screen rather than having to click between to load another fucking screen you fuck
ok google, you said you were going to make google+ not needed to comment on youtube videos, but still, even now, when I try to comment you take me to a routine that makes a fucking google+ account that I do not want, fuck you
ok google, why is it so hard to get a list of videos on youtube for a channel. you have this stupid "load more" button on the bottom, so if I do that say three times, I have no fucking idea how long this shit is going to get, so pagination would be fucking handy you asshole, and what's more, if I click a video and then backpage on the browser, the list of videos is short again, meaning I'd have to click the fucking "load more" button all over again, fuck you
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,887
1. Strike the carriage return key after typing your email to load the password screen.
2. You don't have a separate email, youtube, google+, etc account. It's all just one combined Google account. Just don't fill anything out and chill your tits.
3. Click the scroll wheel to open a video in a new tab, then close the tab when done to return whence you came.
Thanks and regards,
Your NetRanger® Support Squadmember,
Phil
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,908
> 1. Strike the carriage return key after typing your email to load the password screen. > > 2. You don't have a separate email, youtube, google+, etc account. It's all just one combined Google account. Just don't fill anything out and chill your tits. > > 3. Click the scroll wheel to open a video in a new tab, then close the tab when done to return whence you came. > > Thanks and regards, > > Your NetRanger® Support Squadmember, > Phil
fuck off
1. different extra work is still extra work 2. bullshit, it fucking told me on the screen what it was doing shithead 3. like I haven't already? of course I have and it's a most unsatisfying, incomplete workaround to the main problem of no convenient enjoyable way to list a channel's videos
prick
Google NetRanger® Support replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,909
1. Even with the email and password fields on the same screen, you would need to either click the field or strike the tab key anyway.
2. You just didn't read it properly.
3. It's not a workaround but an expected manner of Web browsing. Get with the times.
Thanks and regards,
Your NetRanger® Support Squadmember,
Phil
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,955
@previous (Google NetRanger® Support) > 3. It's not a workaround but an expected manner of Web browsing. Get with the times.
The only people who do this are gamers with like 10+ buttons on their mice.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,956
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Middle click, not hard.
You still rocking a 2 button mouse with no scroll wheel? Press Ctrl+click.
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#808,016
@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
I didn't say it was hard, I said that hardcore gamers are the only people who utilize this function regularly.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#808,022
> 1. Even with the email and password fields on the same screen, you would need to either click the field or strike the tab key anyway. > > 2. You just didn't read it properly. > > 3. It's not a workaround but an expected manner of Web browsing. Get with the times. > > Thanks and regards, > > Your NetRanger® Support Squadmember, > Phil
dipshit, if they were on the same screen, I would not have to wait for a whole new screen to load to continue, plus you have to click into where you type after you did whatever action you did to get the new screen to laod, idiot
you didn't read it properly-- if I'm already signed into youtube, I should not have to go through any further process regardless, and that further process does involve padding the account with an unwanted google plus account
your third comment is fatuous
Google NetRanger® Support replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#808,049
I see there is some frustration in your browsing experience. On behalf of the Google NetRanger® Support Squad and the wider Google operation, allow me to extend my apologies.
Utilizing proper keyboard shortcuts should neutrilize any issues you might be facing regarding sign-in procedures.
There is no such thing as a "Youtube account" and "Google plus account". Just one overall Google account, which combines information for all Google services.
My third comment is the truth, which never hurt anyone. On behalf of the entire Google NetRanger® Support Squad, and the wider Google operation, allow me to lol @ u
Thanks and regards,
Your NetRanger® Support Squadmember,
Phil
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#808,335