MORDOR !6uqY/xWyg2 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#807,360
that's what I had for lunch
soy sauce on scallions
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,371
If my time in China taught me anything it is that they can't drive, can't organise anything safely, can't say no or that they can't do something then go fuck it up rather than tell you something is beyond their ability but they do have amazing food and good looking women.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,393
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Your one week in China made you an expert?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,398
@previous (A)
I was there for three months and I didn't claim to be an expert. Those are just my observations. I also saw a lot more of China than you did as we toured from Hong Kong to inner Mongolia and back again.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,399
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I have been all over China, and I have been traveling there since the 1990s. But I digress. You are right about the traffic, organisation, and the saving face by never saying they cannot do something. I was just taking the piss. I also agree about the food and women. I cannot even count the number of female Chinese buttholes that I licked while I lived there.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,401
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Did you ever go for a rub and tug? I went for a few and most were great. We actually ended up in a brothel in Dalian,it was a bit strange and I felt sorry for the girls there so chickened out, ended up in the lounge sipping tea and beer... Which reminds me, you got to order a COLD beer in China, you can't expect it to come cold.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,402
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
No I never did lol. I found that there was no need to pay for it in China: much free tugs available. Also, I like warm beer, but yeah, you are right about the beer.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,403
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I guess warm beer is OK if you drink it in small glasses like they do, I do love how eating together is a major part of their social and family life. Did you ever go into a KTV? Those things were a bit strange. Also... Spitting, never ever got used to that.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#807,405
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
lol yes spitting. Communal eating is wonderful. Asia has a superior family life to the West for sure. And KTV yes. There are two kinds of KTV. There is the real kind, where you go with friends to get drunk and sing. Then there are what I call naughty KTVs, where they offer hookers to men. I only went to the real ones. I am afraid to use hookers because I do not want disease. And, as I said, it is pretty easy to hook up with Asian women if you are Western, so there was never really a need for hookers.