I hit the gym every day besides Wednesdays and weekends.
I am 5' 9". I have gained a significant amount of muscle mass this year. I started at a measly 152 lbs, but now I could FUCK somebody up, if need be. Today I weigh 170 lbs, a weight I only fantasized about when I was 16-years-old.
Just the other day, some little punk bitch was running his mouth about vegetarians being skinny faggots, but on Friday (when I normally do shoulders and traps) I was like shut the fuck up and let's do this, so we hit the bench press (which is normally a Monday thing) and I was able to bust out 205 and the knucklehead only did 185 so who is the skinny faggot now? If you're reading this I hope your iPod falls and breaks next time you try showing off that you can flip your legs straight in the air and do a pull-up because I did that shit when I was like 5 bro.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later[^][v]#113,539
Don't you have military training?
Mickey (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#113,541
@previous (B)
The military taught me nothing besides how to handle people's bullshit better and become more flexible. I'm not very patriotic beyond being glad to be an American and not a North Korean.
Not to say I hate America. I just don't care for pride or nationalism and shit altogether.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#113,542
@previous (Mickey)
National pride is mostly bullshit anyway. I just figured that if you went through Basic that they would have taught you a couple of means of self-defense and so on.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#113,543
You seem angry. Maybe it is those steroids. Protip - take erythropoietin instead.
Mickey (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#113,545
@113,542 (B)
Nah, nothing special. I started training in martial arts at 14 and continue to do so. I just got tired of being "challenged" by bigger/stronger friends when I obviously can't chop a throat or knee the groin in a friendly exhibition. They always "won". So, I decided to play their game and match their size/strength. Now none of my friends can beat me in wrestling or kickboxing.
@previous (C)
My pre-workout hasn't worn off yet so I need to burn it off by any means necessary. I'm a very happy person, but this stuff turns me into a monster for 3 hours. Decided to add an extra day today since my son is with grandma 8).