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Topic: I am from the 23rd century.

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,071

I represent the United Federation of Genders. There are currently 193 genders that make up this organization. I serve on board a gender neutral starship who's continuing emission is to seek out new undiscovered genders and to boldly go where no gender has gone before. Genders were meant to fly! Hands up and touch the sky! Let's do this one last time! Can't stop, we're higher than a motherfucker.

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #806,157

Gender's Log: Gendate 103.24.6758, We are under attack by the SocialConstructies, shields are holding but for how much longer? End Log.

brie !iFDoautiSM double-posted this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #806,159

"Status report?"

"We are venting mass quantities of male tears from the auxiliary holding tanks!"

"Go to Trigger Alert now."

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #806,174

OP Nonsense.
Many here watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. Year 2364
Except for Aliens, humans still had just 2 genders.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,437

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,452

@806,174 (C)
That series is set in the 24th century.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #806,460

@previous (A)
LOL So Ur saying that the genders went from just 2 all the way to 193 genders in just 36 years.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #806,463

Omg brie lol

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,690

@806,460 (Syntax)
You're aware star trek is fictional right?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,694

@previous (F)
He's not even aware of how numbers work.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,699

@806,690 (F)
You're aware OP is fictional as well?

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,701

@previous (H)
I am!

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,704

"If we can just reverse the polarity of the quantum trigender phase lock we should be able to push the trans-field envelope further than regulation specifications!"

"Proceed!"

"Genderfluid levels returning to normal..."

"Cancel Trigger Alert, we've done it."

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,705

@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
What does gender fluid look like?

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,709

@806,704 (brie !iFDoautiSM)

Just then a ship appears on the main screen...

"It's the Binars! They are bombarding us with high levels of androgenic radiation and phased gynotons!"

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,714

@previous (G)
"Raise the Safe Space and try to send them a virtue signal!"

"We're sending out a virtue signal on all frequencies."

"Now we wait for a response..."

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,721

@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)

"WE ARE THE BINARS!" a voice booms over the comm channel. "Our scans show that your ship contains distressingly high levels of genderbendium. We have attempted to offer assistance by bombarding your craft with gender polarizing radiation, but your safe space is interfering with our attempts to fix the problem."

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,726

Yt;dw

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,727

@806,721 (G)
"This is Captain Jaqun Otherkin of the gender neutral starship Queertemptkin. You misunderstand, we are not under distress... The genderbendium powers our ship's Gender Spectrum Scope Proliferator, it allows us to express up to 193 variations in gender. It is the latest development from the united federation of genders so I would understand if your intelligence community has not made you aware of it yet..."

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,732

@806,690 (F)

> You're aware star trek is fictional right?

Of course and is the notion that except in rare genetic fuck up there are only two genders

Multiple genders is simply as fictional as Star Trek

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,741

@806,174 (C)
Austists take everything literally and cannot detect humor.

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,767

@806,732 (Syntax)
> Multiple genders is simply as fictional as Star Trek

So you think there's just one single gender???

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #806,770

@806,727 (brie !iFDoautiSM)

"I am Captain Butch McMachismo. The Binars represent the League of Coupled Individual Sexes. The CIS-League has banned the use of genderbendium in all CIS space. Our species experimented with Genderbendium once in college and found that it is highly unstable and unpredictable. We would highly recommend you cease using it as a power source and find more traditional methods to power your ship."

The Binar captain's voice became serious as he continued over the comm link, "Be advised, the CIS-League claims privilege to regulate the use of genderbendium. We are ordered to destroy any genderbendium that enters CIS-League space. You must turn back now, or face destruction."
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