Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^][v]#806,152
I don't know the technical term for it, but don't cut off the...root(?) at the bottom. The brown hairy part. Do all your chopping then at the end cut off that part.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#806,154
You just cut it in half and stick it in a burger.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,181
OP
Build a robot to chop onions.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,182
Cut off the tip, but there is nothing you can do to completely eliminate it.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,184
big boys don't cry..
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,190
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,229
Hold your breath
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,237
Rinse thoroughly beforehand.
Anonymous H double-posted this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,238
@806,152 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why would this possibly work
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,240
@previous (H)
I think it's something like the root contains the highest concentration of shit that makes your eyes water. Could be an old wives tale.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,241
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just read about it and apparently what happens is a gas is created when you break the cells. I think OP should invest in a microscope and cut in between the cells.
Lipton® Customer Service Team joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,254
Can we suggest using Lipton® Recipe Secrets® Onion Soup Mix instead? It's the secret to great tasting recipes!
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,258
I heard something once about putting bread on your shoulder...whilst chopping the onion was supposed to help..
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#806,268