brie !iFDoautiSM started this discussion 9 years ago#65,054
Green was asleep on the loo with his pants down. He was on the loo to take a poo but it was taking too long and he nodded off. He awoke with a jolt and a big poo log came out of his bum and splashed into the toilet.
“Jolly good poo that one were!” Green shouted excitedly.
He finished his paperwork and then ran out of the loo. He tripped into a pile of Pokemon Emerald cartridges and was completely covered in the games.
“Bloody hell, I thought 20 million copies wouldn’t get in the way!” Green said to the camera. He winked and shot up out of the Pokemon games into the air. He landed after a freeze-frame of him in the air which lasted for 17.4 seconds while Smooth Criminal played over it.
“Off to find some sluts, again” said Green with a sigh as he exited his flat.
He walked for 3 miles in the hot sun. There were no sluts to be found.
“Where da sluts where da sluts where da sluts be mah motherfuckin’ nigga?” Said green to a passing black man and his family. They walked a little faster. Green smiled at them as he walked on.
“Fuck this, I’m going to drink beers now.” Green said while shaking his fist at God.
He pulled three beers out of his jacket pocket.
“There you are, my three salacious sluts!” Green said through mouthfuls of delicious beer.