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Topic: FAO: That guy that groped Taylor Swift's butt

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,049

C'mon, man... Why illegally grope it when you can sniff if it legally?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #806,086

How can you sniff Taylor Swift's butt legally?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #806,097

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
She wears skirts a lot, and so long as your nose doesn't make contact with her butt when you sniff, everything's OK.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #806,100

@previous (A)
let us know how that works out for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #806,101

@previous (C)
OK, it will work out just fine because I will execute it perfectly in old lady drag. No one will expect a thing.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,111

so like, she can make me a suit of clothes very quickly

swift

taylor, swift

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,116

How can one legally lick her butthole?

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,117

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
one way would be to court her...using a lot of southern charm...until she was infatuated with you and could hardly get through her day without having a silly grin on her face as she thought of you every moment and all she wanted was to be in your arms and staring into your eyes..

then I believe it wouldnt be difficult at all to get your nose all up into her posterior..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,118

@806,116 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I'm sure you'd be satisfied enough with just a whiff of it. It'd be overwhelmingly satisfying, I assure you.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,126

@previous (A)
Only if it was three day unwashed butt crack musk

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,148

you're all fucked in the head
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