Minichan

Topic: Anyone who cooks their steak any more than rare...

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #65,021

...is a fucking savage who is a piece of shit and might as well eat Lipton™ onion soup and Corn Flakes™ casseroles.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #805,962

Minichan: If you're not feeling suicidal yet, then Matt's continual barrage of unsolicited opinions about food will drive you there eventually.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805,963

@previous (B)
Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805,964

I would be so embarrassed to be dining with an acquaintance and have them order their steak to be prepared medium well..
I believe that relationship would be something I would not be any further interested in..

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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805,965

@previous (C)
Quite, quite. In fact, when my dining partner orders rare instead of black and blue, I already cast moral doubt upon that person.

vocalon joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805,969

i was gonna agree because blue rare is objectively the best way to eat steak but then i had a thought that changed the course of this post

who fucking cares

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805,973

@previous (vocalon)
You are correct.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,995

I've never actually eaten steak.

MORDOR !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,996

involuntary who cooks their steak rare,
saying the witch there,

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,028

You let me know when we're running out of steaks. When that time comes you can be an elitist about meat.

I wouldn't want someone to order the last steak in existence incorrectly, but if there's still a nigh infinite supply, shut the fuck about it.

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,029

@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)

You shouldn't allow somebody elses opinion about how pink a chunk of meat ought to be bother you. Food has a single function - digestion - and the method of cooking is not relevant at all to that end. Indeed, it is virtous exercise self-control and be happy with simple foods than allow yourself to be disrupted by such a trivial external.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,030

@805,962 (B)
And yet, name a more annoying poster than DasSheeple. I mean, the guy had a whole thread just because he felt cucked.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,031

@806,029 (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
> Food has a single function - digestion - and the method of cooking is not relevant
Nonsense. Eating can be orgasmic. Not every time but often enough. Overcooking a green bean or meat is just wrong.
Flavor and texture. Sorry Stoic Sam, for your unfortunate loss.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,036

that is correct, people are not allowed to have preferences regarding their own food

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,038

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Of course you can. A few cannot stand what looks like blood so they demand a medium cooked steak. Exceptions to every rule. Canned green beans or over cooked green beans are just wrong. Over cooked mushy pasta is also just wrong.

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,040

@806,031 (J)

Gluttony makes one more like a dog than a thinking man. Happy is the one who can subsist on little and think it a lot!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,041

@previous (Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk)
Choices. To think or

Fantastic sex.
Fantastic food.
Fantastic fun.

Drop the Fantasticks and you have more time to think. You may as well just be a rock.

Stoic Sam !zQ8ry.WSMk replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #806,048

@previous (L)

That is merely a judgement based on your perspective on the matter, which is nothing to me. May you have good fortune!

MORDOR !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #806,343

@806,028 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
When the reader or audience knows more about the situation than the actual characters in the work.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #806,345

Have fun getting a disease, Fatt Fuck.

Man_In_Charge replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #806,346

@previous (M)

Perception is fake

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #826,578

I enjoy a well seasoned, well done, wagyu ribeye.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #826,592

I prefer medium rare.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #826,636

@previous (O)

> I prefer medium rare.

Svet !BEfo.NK0Io joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #826,650

Cooking my steak more than rare decreases the value of my flat (currently £303k).
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