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Topic: Religion is bullshit.

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #65,016

The edgy militant atheists of the world should band together to put all the faithful into ovens.

Militant Atheist Chef joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #805,918

The plans have already been drawn up. Unfortunately, we still need to stockpile enough beef broth, frozen carrots, and Lipton® Recipe Secrets® Onion Soup Mix in which to cook them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #805,929

@previous (Militant Atheist Chef)
May I offer a suggestion, Sir?

Militant Atheist Chef replied with this 9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,945

@previous (A)
Does it involve boxed wine?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,947

@previous (Militant Atheist Chef)
I was just going to suggest we use Chinese sewer oil to cook the religious in. I heard that stuff is actually quite good at burning flesh.

Militant Atheist Chef replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,952

@previous (A)
We're looking for a final solution that will rid us of the faithful while eliciting the maximum amount of butthurt from Matt at the same time. I'll forward your suggestion up the ladder to leadership, and we'll see what they say. Dennett and Harris will probably be on board as long we can include onions somewhere in the recipe. Dawkins might take some convincing.

MORDOR !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,953

was it you right,
some bagpuss silver cunt sound,
we reaped the heavens archipelago.

MORDOR !n9PP8q5SP. double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,954

go you orchid,
some banned silver cunt play,
we washed the heavens amethyst.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,968

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,970

Sheila LaBoof triple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,971

Sheila LaBoof quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,972

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,984

@OP
That's a bit Pisslamophobic, don't you think?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #805,988

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
OP has chosen to remain anonymous to avoid being no-platformed at his upcoming radio interview and to avoid being listed as an SPLC recognized hate group.
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