brie !iFDoautiSM started this discussion 9 years ago#64,888
Kook was walking her terrier when she saw a pitbull. It was wearing a choke chain so she knew it was one of the bad ones. She skipped over to it, did a twirl and popped it's eyeball with her thumb.
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again." She said as she and her dog walked away.
As she continued walking her dog she had an idea. If I pop all the pitbull's eyes then everydog will be safe, she thought.
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10/10..
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#804,767
Kook was building a machine that would pop every pitbull's eyes. She was just tightening up the last bolt when her terrier walked in and let out a couple of barks. She barked back in reply.
"Bark Bark Woof Woof Woof Bark Woof Bark Woof!"
It meant that the machine was finally finished and that all pitbulls would finally pay.
She spent that evening making several phone calls, setting her plan in motion.
Fade to Black. End of Act 2.
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Aw
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#804,798
Kook had arranged the biggest pitbull fight ever. Every pitbull was going to be there.
When the day finally came she went to the fight and took her machine. The pitbulls were all there.
She pulled a starter cord on the machine and as it revved up she pulled the tarp off of it to reveal a giant mechanical pitbull. One of it's eyes was hanging out of the socket.
The mecha pitbull reared back and started at it's flesh and blood kin. It popped each and every one of their eyes with its metal teeth and claws.
Kook collected her prize money and wheeled the mechanical pitbull home to be dismantled piece by piece. After destroying the mechanical pitbull she hugged her terrier and said "Woof woof bark bark bark!" which meant 'it's okay now, we did it.'