brie !iFDoautiSM started this discussion 9 years ago#64,832
Green awoke in a pile of Gameboy Advances and surrounded by a circle of kratom cups. He looked at his ancient ancestor who was floating above him and shouted "Shiny Absol! I caught Twenty-Three!" He pressed save on the Gameboy Advances and drank a celebratory beer. Green span around and looked at the camera. "Only Six-hundred Fourty-Three more until I can make my sacrifice!" He grabbed his butt and slapped the cheeks together greedily as the camera fades to black. End of Act 1.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later[^][v]#804,478
Green was walking out of the Tesco carrying 12 beers when he ran into Killer Lettuce.
":3" said Killer Lettuce.
"You must be here to visit the Museum!" said Green.
Killer lettuce Nodded.
Green sat his beers down and pulled out a stack of charts. "I passed the autism test! I passed with flying colours! I have the highest of functioning autism!"
":3"
Green pulled a Gameboy Advance out and waved it at Killer lettuce.
"I have a Gameboy Gambit!"
Green grinned a great grin.
Fade to black, end of Act 2.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#804,479
Green drank twelve beer and became an alcohol. He sat down in his pile of Gameboy Advances and began hatching Pokemon. A montage plays of Green pressing buttons on gameboys with every finger and toe, he presses buttons with his nose and tongue and penis. Heavy Metal plays over the montage. As the song comes to an end Green shouts "I've done it!" and the Gameboy Advances float in the air all around him. The screens emit a bright green light and every Pokemon cry plays at once as Green is sucked into one of the Gameboy Advances. The Gameboy Advances gently float to the ground and the screens dim one by one. Fade to black. End of Act 3.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#804,481
Green opened his eyes. He was the Pokemon world. He walked two steps forward and tripped on a Pokemon. His Pokeballs grazed the pokemon as he fell and a bright light shot out as the pokemon flew into his left testicle. It wobbled around a few times in his scrotum and then a giant CLICK sound. Green caught Rhydon! He took a few steps adjusting to the new weight in his sac. He whipped his head around to look at the camera, he pointed at the camera as he shouted "I must stop Professor Oak!" A Pidgeot swooped down and picked up Green, carrying him off-screen. Fade to Black. End of Act 4.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#804,483
I've been informed that this is a minichanfic rip-off. I can't keep writing it after receiving such criticism.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#804,618
Green flew through the sky on the black outline of a Pokemon. The Pokemon dropped him off, turned back into a Pidgeot and flew away making it's cry. Green was outside of Professor Oak's lab. He burst through the door and pointed at Professor Oak.
He said "I have to stop you! I have to stop you from completing the Pokedex!"
"Oh that old thing? I gave up on that dream years ago." Said Oak. "But I was thinking of passing it on my grandson..."
"You can't!" Shouted Green. "My life will have no meaning if the Pokedex is filled!"
"I have an idea!" exclaimed Professor Oak.
Fade to black. End of Act 5.
(Edited 31 seconds later.)
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,679
Et tu, Brie? I was going to give you a Pokemon Emerald :(
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,684
Please write some kook fan fiction
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,722
@804,679 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The ending was going to be great, but since you don't seem to want me to write it... I shall not.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,732
@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
I like the fanfic, I just didn't want people to know about my autism.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,739
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Sorry bud, I forgot about that since you revealed it on other boards.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,749
@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Please write..that Kook fan fiction....I am eagerly waiting..
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,750
@804,739 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Oh yeah. Disregard, I suck cocks.
?? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,763
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,764
Professor Oak looked at Green intensely. "I know this is just a game and I know you are from the real world" he said.
Green smiled softly and said "You mean you'll-"
"Yes, I will send you back with my old Pokedex and also make Pokemon real forever." Professor Oak patted Green gently on the shoulder.
Oak turned around and walked to his desk and picked up the Pokedex to hand to Green.
"I've always loved you, Professor!" Green shouted.
He grabbed the Pokedex, then Professor Oak's bum.
Oak blushed and said "Okay, well, which Pokemon do you want, sir?"
Green's eyes shined as he looked in the camera and said "I want Luigi."
He took the Pokeball on the left but before he could pocket it, Luigi popped out in a flash of light. "Mama's Spaghetti" he said.
Fade to black. End of Act 6.
Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,775
@804,763 (??)
What part of his post didn't you understand? No wonder they call you idiot.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,779
@804,764 (brie !iFDoautiSM) > "Mama's Spaghetti" he said.
fucking lol'd
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,790
This is great, but I feel like I would've stuck a Gameboy up my bum at this point and played Pokémon with my butt cheeks.
Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,792
Also, Luigi is technically a Pokemon because you can train a Luigi in the Mario and Luigi games.
brie !iFDoautiSM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,794
"When I flip this switch..." Professor Oak said, "You will be sent back to the real world and Pokemon will be real!"
"Amazing, said Green" said Green.
Professor Oak flipped the switch and electricity went everywhere and a blue flash of light shot out and filled the screen.
The light faded away and Green was back in his flat. He picked up a Gameboy Advance from the pile and stuck it up his bum.
"It's time to catch Pokemon!" Green shouted. He ran out of his flat and started throwing Pokeballs at trees and dogs and NHS Walk-in Dentist signs.
Pokemon were finally real and Green was going to catch them all.
Fade to black. End of Final Act.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#804,796
@previous (brie !iFDoautiSM)
I should commission you to write more Green fanfics!