Topic: Should I fart?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,477
I really have to fart, but I don't know guys, it feels like I should just hold it in...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #112,591
Just do it and fucking get it over with.
nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #112,592
fart now
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,597
@112,591 (B)
@previous (nimj)
I don't know... what if it smells bad? It might be really loud and startle my neighbors.
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,598
@previous (A)
fart into a jar and seal it quick
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,601
@previous (nimj)
How should I do it? Do I force it all out at once or let it slide out smoothly?
I'm no good at this stuff! Help!
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,602
@previous (A)
force it all out at once!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,604
@OP
sup matt? ya ain't dead yet?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,605
@112,602 (nimj)
Is this really the best option, guys?
I'm scared that it will prolapse my anus... wat do?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,607
this thread is horrible
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,608
I know I'll enjoy farting, but it will be smelly and I'm scared it will prolapse my anus.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,609
DO IT OP.
And then tell me what it smells like in intricate detail.
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,615
@112,608 (A)
it won't
farts don't do that often
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,621
@previous (nimj)
But would it be beneficial?
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,624
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,628
@previous (nimj)
Do you think I will have any issues with the toxic emissions or anything?
Would it be a good idea to wear a gas mask?
And I'm worried it will mess up my ass and my massive paranoia about my ass comes into effect and I start obsessively touching/fixing it :/
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Flieflafloflapperirario joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,636
is this thread satire-ing stickybuns
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,638
I've decided to buy a mac instead, thanks for all the help guys! :3
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,639
I've placed my vote in the poll.
!!DSTfP3+Y0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,653
Hueheuehuehuehe.
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,672
@112,636 (Flieflafloflapperirario)
satirizing is a word you know
Flieflafloflapperirario replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,673
@previous (nimj)
yeah but my spellchecker thing said it was wrong so i made a word up
stickybuns !7B9mIS3YCU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,683
@previous (Flieflafloflapperirario)
i hate it when my spellchecker doesn't know a word
Flieflafloflapperirario replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,688
@previous (stickybuns !7B9mIS3YCU)
lol i have it on english so every time i try to write some dutch shit everything turns red ; _;
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