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Topic: Globally, 2 in 3 people believe Santa Clause is the Kwisatz Haderach. Are they all wrong?

Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago #6,475

Well? Are they?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Mua'Dib!! 4 50%
2 in 3 people are fucking retards. 4 50%

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #112,514

I don't know, but I just enabled right-clicking on my Magic Mouse.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,516

@OP
Trolled.

!!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #112,523

All for the great majesty that is Shai Hulud!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,577

@112,514 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
yeah, you just hold down the command key and press the mouse button, DUH!

nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,586

@previous (E)
you mean control
not command

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,590

@previous (nimj)
This.

Also, to Anon E: I had to go into settings and set it to register clicks on the right side of the mouse as right-click.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,594

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
there's also tap-to-click and the two-finger-touch

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,600

@previous (nimj)
I don't have the single tap right click on the track pad because I think I'd misclick a lot. I have the two-finger-touch active, though.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,603

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
samesies
i switch between ctrl click and two finger

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,606

@previous (nimj)
I use ctrl click some when I'm using loads of keyboard shortcuts, but not often on just general browsing.

Alo, I just avoided using a word incorrectly by checking the definition in Spotlight's dictionary.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,618

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I've never used the spotlight dictionary
i've never actually really used spotlight
i really should though

i use the dictionary in the dashboard

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,622

@previous (nimj)
That's where Spotlight gets its Dictionary, so it's all a matter of which is more convenient to you.

Just curious, but what browser do you use?

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #112,632

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
opera
and it's the shit
and you should use it

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,661

@previous (nimj)
I use Chrome. I'll give Opera a look, though.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #113,007

@OP

No, they don't.

Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #113,241

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
Ha, you're so wrong.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #113,312

@113,007 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
Tell us the facts.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,586

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The SCKH movement is so small (if it exists at all) that there are no statistics available on its number of adherents.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,601

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
If never heard of such a movement. Please, tell us more.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,607

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Please stop getting trolled, toto.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,613

@previous (D)
I looked up this term and all I could find were Dune references. Why not let him enlighten me?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,615

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Because he's a stupid retard.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,618

@previous (I)
Lol.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,627

Image went missing@113,613 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
*shakes head* Continue at your own caution then, my child.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,633

@113,601 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That's my point. It is likely that there is no such movement. Certainly the numbers are so small that no one has studied. They certainly do not encompass 2/3 of the global population.

OP is lying.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,642

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
What movement? Have you researched this?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,655

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

My god buspuppie

SCKH

Go look at the topic title and see where SCKH might fit in

He's saying that 2/3 of all people do not believe Santa Clause is the Kwisatz Haderach

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,657

@previous (I)
Lol. How would he know?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,658

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

He doesn't. He doesn't know anything. He's delusional and should be slapped about the face with a rope.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,662

@previous (I)
A rope? That's creative.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,668

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

If it is wet it would make a most satisfactory sound.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,669

@previous (I)
Ha. I would never think of such a thing.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #113,691

@113,642 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Have you researched whether unicorns exist? Fairies?

A google search on the subject revealed nothing but posts about santa claus by a user called Kwisatz Haderach and actually, one other joke about Santa Claus being the Kwisatz Haderach.

It is now up to OP to link to a study by a reputable organization that shows that 66% of the world believes Santa Claus is the Kwisatz Haderach.
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