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Topic: Becky

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk started this discussion 9 years ago #64,565

Has that job called you for my reference yet? I dont remember which company it was

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #802,414

No and I have no idea what I would tell them if they did call

"At least he never posted furry porn"?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #802,415

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Idk you are the most professional person I know who's phone number i also have.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,417

Aren't references supposed to be from someone you have worked for previously?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,421

@previous (C)

> he has never made a fake reference to get a job

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,424

@previous (D)
What kind of loser has to fake a reference?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,425

Why dont we make you a fake job history and they can call me?

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,426

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Now that's more like it. Fake job history and a buddy to lie for you I can understand. Fake reference for no real reason seems retarded

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,427

@802,425 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Sure if youre down haha. The hiring process is bullshit

@802,424 (C)
What kind of loser has to post online for validation

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 17 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #802,428

@802,417 (C)
Probably

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,433

lol retard

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,435

@previous (dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI)
Hurrdurr

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,439

@802,427 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> The hiring process is bullshit
Only if the only thing you have on your resume is sitting on a mountain smoking weed all day. Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,440

@previous (G)
hey...he also streetkids it up...and promotes smiles..

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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,442

i wish i could sit on a mountain smoking weed all day

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,447

@802,439 (G)
Hey, I actually have been a wage slave for a little more than half my adult life, thanks.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,448

ITT judgemental nerds

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,449

@802,447 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Uhhhh...you were a wageslave when you were ten...really..

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #802,450

@previous (H)
Do you not know how old i am? Bahahahan

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,546

@802,448 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I'm ok with it if that's what you want to do, but don't be surprised that people don't like to see 5 years of nothing really on a resume. Unless you're just a trying to get a waiter job or something.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,552

@previous (G)
Its not 5 straight years of unemployment geeze, its only a solid year and a half, i was employed on the books at the Arizona State Renaissance Faire, and i actively put street performer on my apps sometimes to explain gaps. And three (?) years ago I was working at a golden corrall AND a dairy queen.

My job history may be spotty, but I'm not afraid to work when nessescary

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,553

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)

I'm just guessing what it looks like based on what I know from your posts on the fora, obviously I don't know you irl. I'm sure you are a hard worker, but my point is simply that an employer is going to look at many resumes, a lot of which are probably better than yours.

Anonymous G double-posted this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,554

@802,552 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
My place is looking for employees so you can work here if you come to the Netherlands you can get a job!

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,555

@previous (G)
Are they looking for employees with fake references?

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,563

@802,552 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
didnt you trim weed for awhile..

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,564

@802,425 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Why don't we start up a fake company, make a website and fake reviews on review sites and everything and charge people $20 for "experience" and "references" so they can just put whatever they want on their resumes, fill in gaps, etc. Like Vandelay Industries.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,582

@802,555 (C)
Probably not!

Anonymous G double-posted this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,583

@802,564 (Meta)
How would you make sure employers don't know about the company being fake??

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,587

@previous (G)
One could look for companies that have gone out of business and no longer have a contact number.
like Blockbuster and Borders, Radio Shack or this quick list from the web
Compaq.
E.F. Hutton.
PaineWebber.
Merry-Go-Round.
MCI WorldCom.
Eastern Airlines.
Enron.
Woolworth's.

Anonymous J double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #802,588

@802,564 (Meta)

> Why don't we start up a fake company, make a website and fake reviews on review sites and everything and charge people $20 for "experience" and "references" so they can just put whatever they want on their resumes, fill in gaps, etc. Like Vandelay Industries.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newman-vandelay-industries_us_58f8d242e4b06b9cb9146b6d

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,592

@previous (J)
Honestly if it took SEVEN YEARS to figure out this guy wasn't a real architect, I think that's worse for architecture than Paul Newman (seriously? he's named after one of the most famous actors ever?). Could you imagine someone with no training passing as a doctor or engineer or lawyer for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS?

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,594

@802,587 (J)
yeah we can be Enron

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,598

@802,553 (G)
Im pretty sure I've been posting about my garbage life every step of the way, but ok, I'm not offended by the lack of research. Often, because of my lack of memory skills i neglect to put contact information on former employers, and honestly working officially, sucks.

@802,554 (G)
Give me a few months to get a car and my partner and I will drive over! I'm sure the position will be open still!

@802,563 (H)
Well yeah, I'm like a seasonal migrant worker comrade

dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,600

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
yeah just DRIVE to the Netherlands! no problem!!!!

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,602

@previous (dreamworks !ea7At1rwaI)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,620

@802,564 (Meta)
> Why don't we start up a company, make a website and fake reviews on review sites and everything and charge people $20 for "experience" and "references" so they can just put whatever they want on their resumes, fill in gaps, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,671

@802,592 (Meta)
Thats a good idea

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #802,675

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
it's a great idea..

a lot of people who need work and are willing to be responsible productive employees have tremendous difficulty getting hired on because of a spotty employment history..
a service like this would be invaluable to such folks..

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