Topic: My mom is...amazingly stupid.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 started this discussion 15 years ago #6,445
She walked in my room about 5 minutes ago, said "I've found your spraypaint."And proceeded to yell at me about sniffing paint.
...How does someone look at 5 cans of spraypaint and think sniffing paint rather than...tagging?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #111,657
Speak up, you should have explained your real intent.
Anyway why are you spraying grafitti in the first place?
Anyway why are you spraying grafitti in the first place?
!!DSTfP3+Y0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,661
Vandalizing public property ain't a toy bud.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,664
> expect falco
> get triptych
> remember i am falco
> remember i never felt that strongly about my mom
> get triptych
> remember i am falco
> remember i never felt that strongly about my mom
nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,672
@111,657 (B)
if she's a shitty tagger than fuck her
if she's witty or artsy then it's ok
lol OP your mom is dumb
if she's a shitty tagger than fuck her
if she's witty or artsy then it's ok
lol OP your mom is dumb
nimj double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,675
Wait... Is she not Canadian-born?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,680
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,682
@111,675 (nimj)
My mom isn't Canadian born. I am.
@111,657 (B)
I did. She was like, "You're gonna get a criminal record" and then went on about sniffing paint.
My mom isn't Canadian born. I am.
@111,657 (B)
I did. She was like, "You're gonna get a criminal record" and then went on about sniffing paint.
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,688
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Where was she born? I know that in third world countries huffing is more of an issue than tagging. l0l
Where was she born? I know that in third world countries huffing is more of an issue than tagging. l0l
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,694
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,699
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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,702
!!DSTfP3+Y0 replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,703
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,705
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,707
This thread needs more flangdoodleing and hairy vishna
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #111,711
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mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,005
your mother either knows you're a druggo, and assumes you're into huffing too, or sees you in drug-affected states and thinks that huffing has caused this state.
Neither huffing nor tagging is cool.
Neither huffing nor tagging is cool.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,304
@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
> your mother either knows you're a druggo
I'm not one. :(
> or sees you in drug-affected states
Lol. She hasn't...
> Neither huffing nor tagging is cool.
Fair enough.
> your mother either knows you're a druggo
I'm not one. :(
> or sees you in drug-affected states
Lol. She hasn't...
> Neither huffing nor tagging is cool.
Fair enough.
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,310
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Stop spraypainting. It's bad for you. Eat bacon instead. Bacon is good for you.
Stop spraypainting. It's bad for you. Eat bacon instead. Bacon is good for you.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,312
@OP
lol lol Oh my, your mom doesn't get it at all.
lol lol Oh my, your mom doesn't get it at all.
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Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,338
Just explain to her that dealers don't use, and tell her about the booming Jenkem market.
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Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,470
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Fapping to it afterwards
when you come to the UK next teach me how to do the funky gibbon
Fapping to it afterwards
when you come to the UK next teach me how to do the funky gibbon
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,490
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,493
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Lol. Ego feeding, basically?
If it was good enough I would add it to my portfolio. But that's just me.
> Lol. Ego feeding, basically?
If it was good enough I would add it to my portfolio. But that's just me.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,533
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,534
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You know, artists portfolio? In case anyone ever wants to hire me, lol.
You know, artists portfolio? In case anyone ever wants to hire me, lol.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,536
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mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,697
@112,304 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You've admitted to taking drugs regularly though. That makes you a druggo
You've admitted to taking drugs regularly though. That makes you a druggo
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,702
@112,440 (L)
Because she has the sense not to create photographic evidence of crimes she has committed?
Because she has the sense not to create photographic evidence of crimes she has committed?
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,706
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,789
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,800
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Lol now we are just debating semantics
how often do you take drugs?
Lol now we are just debating semantics
how often do you take drugs?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,802
@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
Let's have a comprehensive analysis, shall we?
Nicotine. Approximately once a week. Less than that, really.
DXM. Once.
DPH. Once.
Alcohol in a large enough amount to get drunk. Once.
Marijuana. Eh. Once every few days or so.
Let's have a comprehensive analysis, shall we?
Nicotine. Approximately once a week. Less than that, really.
DXM. Once.
DPH. Once.
Alcohol in a large enough amount to get drunk. Once.
Marijuana. Eh. Once every few days or so.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,808
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You use an illegal drug every few days or so, but do not consider yourself a regular drug user?
Not Just A River In Africa!
You use an illegal drug every few days or so, but do not consider yourself a regular drug user?
Not Just A River In Africa!
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,836
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #112,943
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
lol irrelevant. You are a regular drug user, it is not unreasonable for your mother to assume you would be taking other drugs.
lol irrelevant. You are a regular drug user, it is not unreasonable for your mother to assume you would be taking other drugs.
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