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Topic: Wade Wilson just had the worst idea of anyone on this forum ever

beckyderp !yDoooooooo started this discussion 9 years ago #64,405

He gave me as a reference to someone irl

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #801,175

be nice..

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,176

lol

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,178

That's not the worst idea someone here could have had. Now, Eels using Matt as a reference...

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,180

@801,175 (B)
Okay, so:

"I know Wade Wilson from the Internet's #1 source of dogsex and cheap suicide advice. He is a great contributor to this fine community. What questions for me do you have?"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,181

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
You say that like dogsex and cheap suicide are somehow viewed negatively.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,183

@801,180 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
You also need to add, "...farting advice, and bland food."

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,207

@Becky

Can I list you as a reference if I apply for a job as fluffer at a gay porn studio?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,214

@previous (G)
yes that's fine

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,218

@801,180 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
he's probably not applying for a job at NASA..

dreamworks skg. llc joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,225

LMAO oh God
he's trying to get a real job at least

"see the moderator on this forum where I post exclusively about all my illicit drug use and meth head friends and my experiences being homeless"

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,228

@OP
It's a brilliant idea! Because of attorney-client privilege you can't talk to anyone about Wade's work history or drug abuse or anything. He technically has a reference but also not. In the absence of any negative information, employers will be legally forced to give Wade the benefit of the doubt.

Checkmate faggots ??

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,242

@previous (Meta)
the only way any attorney client privilege is involved...is if he has contracted with her as his legal counsel..

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

brie !kiTty82duI replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,246

@previous (J)
He better hurry and send her a dollar.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,248

*fora

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,336

did he really that's fucking hilarious

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,368

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
may I use you as a reference...please..

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,377

@801,336 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes without asking first and he hasn't told me what it's for

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,380

Becky,

As you know, the Trump administration currently has hundreds of vacant appointed positions left open in various cabinet departments. I have recently applied for the position of Assistant Secretary for Mine Safety and Health within the Department of Labor. Having no interest in the job and lacking any kind of relevant qualifications, I think I'm almost certain to be considered for the position. However, my resume was lacking the kind of questionable moral turpitude that seems to characterize all successful Trump appointees.

I have included you as a personal reference on my application. If you should be contacted, please be kind enough to mention that I routinely make use of racist and sexist remarks and that I joke about pedophilia and bestiality on a regular basis. Becky, your honest input about my lack of moral character could cement my position at the top of the list for this appointment.

Nigger bitch-tit kike AIDS,
Marcus

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,381

@801,377 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
He knows you are a good liar, it's a smart move on his part.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #801,403

@801,377 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
how did you find out? or did he just tell you after he did it?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #801,407

@previous (dreamworks)
He texted me to tell me used me as a reference and said I was a paralegal
I haven't gotten a call from anyone yet about it

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #801,427

@801,368 (B)
If you want to be blacklisted yes

@801,377 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Fucking
Hilarious

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #801,440

@801,407 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Did you demote yourself?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #802,471

Aww how sweet, you made a topic about it :)
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