Topic: i've decided to write some trump influenced folk music.

Capt. Squeegee started this discussion 9 years ago #64,404

the first song i'm writting is title: if i was Vladimir Putin and i'm hedging between a power ballad and a nostalgic love song.

the next song i have planned is called: If you've never paid a hooker to piss on a bed then cast the first stone. it's a working title.

i'd also like to write one to the tune Whiskey in the Jar but i've got nothing beyond that. it could be about Scaramucci i guess. maybe call it Cocaine in the vial or something.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 seconds later[^] [v] #801,166

im waiting for a sample

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 47 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #801,167

@previous (B)
you'll be helping me make these go viral you psychotic fucktard

Capt. Squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,168

also, will youtube let you upload videos if you're using a VPN?

Capt. Squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,172

and who wants to do cover art? Brie? Catherine? i need a high quality drawing of trump singing wistfully into a microphone. if you can having standing in a wheatfield near a small pond with livestock in the background that'd be great. and there should be a big lens flare from the sun sitting low on the horizon.

and photo shop entries will be acceptable as well.

title it: Trump Folk Stars - Bridge over Troubled Covfefe - and use a funky 60s font

pictured: reference for cover art

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,173

@previous (Capt. Squeegee)

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,174

or something like this, an obvious silhouette of trump with a subtle picture of putin in the background would also be pretty great.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,177

Tim Heidecker already does that ?

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,179

I just packed my drawing tablet yesterday. I might be able to do something though.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,182

@801,174 (Capt. Squeegee)

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,184

something like this maybe.

brie !kiTty82duI replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,193

@801,172 (Capt. Squeegee)

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,195

@previous (brie !kiTty82duI)
yeeeeees

brie you're on fucking fire lately

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Capt. Squeegee (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,196

if you could make one addition and put the head and neck of a guitar sticking up from behind his shoulder that would make it at least 10% cooler

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,197

@801,193 (brie !kiTty82duI)
That is grate

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,198

@previous (D)
yeah, every single detail delivered. quick too

brie !kiTty82duI replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,201

@801,195 (Capt. Squeegee)
@801,197 (D)
haha thanks

@801,196 (Capt. Squeegee)
it's too late it was done in pen

Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,202

@previous (brie !kiTty82duI)
it's grate, i'll use it as is, thanks brie

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,206

Make one about Pizzagate! ??

Oh and spirit cooking!

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Capt. Squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,209

@previous (Meta)
yeah, good idea. i'll do a whole song about fake news and how unfair the media is and i'll use his conspiracy theories as examples of the kinda of real news the unfair media doesn't even cover. probably the chorus could be about his electoral victory margin.

man, these things are just going to write themselves.

Minichan