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Topic: Why would anyone eat shirataki noodles?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #64,403

You can't digest them! So you will just be sat there on the pooping stool and they'll slowly drop out of you like tenticle worms


How gross

Eat Ryvita

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #801,164

I, for one, enjoy pooping worm-like objects without actually pooping out worms. Thanks.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #801,170

You do chew them up you know, and the body does mash them up into turds. It just does not get nutrition from them.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,186

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Do they have a very different texture than a typical noodle?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #801,192

@previous (D)
No. They are very much like Vietnamese glass noodles.

(Shitty Arse) Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,233

@801,170 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Exactly. Ryvita has some nutrition. You could live longer on a diet of noodles than shirataki noodles.
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