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Topic: I haven't pooped in five days...

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #64,381

FIVE DAYS!!

dreamworks skg. llc joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #800,936

I'm pooping now

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #800,941

Constipation sucks. I'm gonna go get some suppositories because this sucks.

dreamworks skg. llc replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #800,987

@previous (A)

> Constipation sucks. I'm gonna go get some suppositories because this sucks.

call Bobby Brown

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,031

@previous (dreamworks skg. llc)
He can't help. He couldn't even help his ex wife and daughter from overdosing in a bathtub.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

dreamworks skg. llc replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,033

@previous (A)
but he could take care of the dookie bubble

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,040

@previous (dreamworks skg. llc)
At this point, I honestly don't see how.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,044

exlax..


google it..

dreamworks skg. llc replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,049

@previous (C)
he could also just wait for syntax to Google it for him

... replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,056

@previous (dreamworks skg. llc)
and maybe while he waits...he could call a waaaaaahmbulance for you..

(Shitty Arse) Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,096

Just eat Ryvita. Seriously, it has a high fibre content so it will help.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,115

Stuck 3 suppositories up there, poop came right out. I also had a teaspoon of castor oil, which likely also played a big role in helping the poop come out.

... replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,122

@previous (A)
such a cool story..

could you tell it again...do you have time..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,129

@previous (...)
I was fed up with not being able to poop, so I then stuck three suppositories up my butt, followed by consuming one teaspoon of castor oil. Not even 10 minutes later, I let out an unexpectedly small poop but I felt 10 times better. I had a loose stool earlier, too.

dreamworks skg. llc replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,143

@801,056 (...)

> and maybe while he waits...he could call a waaaaaahmbulance for you..

what

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #801,155

I didn't choose Exlax because it gives you a choice to take by mouth or rectum and I can't choose. My butt says by rectum and my mouth says orally.
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