A journal, you faggot.
A male stripper.
A new boyfriend.
@111,588 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh good I can do that myself.
> my girlfriend
Nah, but seriously though. Don't take advice from us, you know her best. Buy her something she will
use, and maybe a little something sweet or silly. Brotip: no jewelery, clothes, etc. Nothing to do with style, because you'll never get it right, but she'll lie and say she loves it.
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@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
A dick in popcorn is much more appropriate.
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
A dick in a box of popcorn, then.
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I think this is the beginning of a great business venture, my friend.