Topic: Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Dracula !28YmLkcusk started this discussion 9 years ago #64,241

I called the hospital about that chick I drank 10 pints of blood from. I pretended to be her concerned uncle. They told me that she is in ICU, and is in critical condition! SHIT! What the hell will I do if she dies?? It was consensual, I swear!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #799,763

Can you fuck off Matt

Dracula !28YmLkcusk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,764

@previous (B)
What does that mean?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,765

It means delete this

Dracula !28YmLkcusk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,766

@previous (B)
What's your problem?

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,767

Just keep pretending to be her uncle! Brilliant!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,770

You had better not not not consume any chinese blood because it be loaded with high levels of sewer oil.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,771

Was her name Iris, per chance?

Big Daddy Dracula !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #799,772

@OP
Reported for misappropriation of official Big Daddy Dracula™ shtick (pronounced as one word).

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,780

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