Dracula !28YmLkcusk started this discussion 9 years ago#64,238
Wow, what a date! So yeah, that obese girl and I went out on a date. We had dinner and she really is nice and funny (she ate a lot!). She must weigh over 300 lbs though. Bigger people have more blood, so I estimated that she had about 12 pints of the red stuff. She said she pretty much agreed. We had already discussed bloodplay and she is into it, but I don't think she was expecting me!
I went down on her, and as she was moaning in pleasure, I used my scalpel (always keep it sharp and sterilized for this purpose) to slice open her femoral artery. I am pretty good at cutting since I used to be in med school but I quit. Anyway, I made a small, efficient incision, and her blood starting spurting out! I opened my mouth around the incision, stuck my tongue literally inside her vein/artery, and began guzzling down that sweet, red, viscous, metallic, rusty elixir of life! I drank and drank as she moaned and ground her hips. But I don't think she really believed I would consume that much.
I drank and drank, pint after pint. I was to about pint 9 when she began to go a little limp. She tried to push me away but she didn't have the strength. I probably should have stopped, but I just couldn't. It was SO damn sexy and I was getting SO aroused. So I kept drinking!
I ended up drinking over 10 pints! She passed out and her face was ashen white, so I got a little scared. I drove her to the ER at the hospital and told them that I had found her on the sidewalk like that. The nurses seemed very worried and panicked, and the doctor rushed her into a room and immediately started a blood transfusion. That's when I made my exit.
Shit, I hope she doesn't call me back. Or if she does, I hope she isn't mad. I really would not mind going out with her again once she gets her blood back!
Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#799,743
lmao!! drac wins again
Joe Rockhead joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,744
Does drinking this much blood cause you any urinary or bowel issues?
Dracula !28YmLkcusk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,745
@previous (Joe Rockhead)
Not at all. It did when I started several years ago, but I have become accustomed to it.
William Huls joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,746
im gay lol
Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 27 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,747
@799,744 (Joe Rockhead)
yes I too wondered what effect the blood would have on OPs bowel movements
Dracula !28YmLkcusk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,748
@previous (Sheila LaBeouf)
It used to make me puke. These days, it just makes my poop dark, dark black and tarry.
Joe Rockhead replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,749
@799,745 (Dracula !28YmLkcusk)
10 pints of blood must be hard on your digestive tract. I hope you don't end up IBS or something. As far as the girl I wouldn't worry about her. You should have just throat punched her and thrown her out on a curb and went to McDonalds and got you a quick drive thru meal pf some kind. Probably ease some of the pressure your intestines will take on later.
Dracula !28YmLkcusk (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,750
@previous (Joe Rockhead)
I will definitely spew out black, tarry poop. As for the girl, hell I don't want to be guilty of murder! I hope she survived.
Joe Rockhead replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#799,751
Tarry black ha ha ha ha I remember him ;-) The son of Daddy Logballs