Topic: There once was a Big Daddy Derek...
brie !kiTty82duI started this discussion 9 years ago #64,164
There once was a Big Daddy Derek
Who fell in love with a parrot
He posted all the day
Everything it would say
Which is why his posts aren't exoteric
Who fell in love with a parrot
He posted all the day
Everything it would say
Which is why his posts aren't exoteric
Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #799,223
ugh the other guy gets his syllables right
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,229
@OP
This limerick is both poorly written, and, additionly, in fact, non-canon. Thanks.
This limerick is both poorly written, and, additionly, in fact, non-canon. Thanks.
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,234
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)> This limerick is both poorly written, and, additionly, in fact, non-canon. Thanks.
get your filthy hands of your filthy keyboard and fuck off
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,235
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,236
after I fuck you up
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,238
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,240
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #799,242
@previous (mordor !n9PP8q5SP.)
Read this post very carefully. Are you reading it? Good. Pay very close attention. This post was made by a man whom, at this very moment, is laughing at you. Thanks.
Read this post very carefully. Are you reading it? Good. Pay very close attention. This post was made by a man whom, at this very moment, is laughing at you. Thanks.
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,245
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)> Read this post very carefully. Are you reading it? Good. Pay very close attention. This post was made by a man whom, at this very moment, is laughing at you. Thanks.
you fucking retard
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,254
@previous (mordor !n9PP8q5SP.)
It looks like you're getting a bit worked up. Maybe the pressure of posting on the White man's fora is too much for you.
It looks like you're getting a bit worked up. Maybe the pressure of posting on the White man's fora is too much for you.
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,255
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)> It looks like you're getting a bit worked up. Maybe the pressure of posting on the White man's fora is too much for you.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,256
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,258
@799,255 (mordor !n9PP8q5SP.)
Does looking at stubby little penises calm you down? Are you, in fact, Becky?
Does looking at stubby little penises calm you down? Are you, in fact, Becky?
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,261
@799,256 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Reported to the Council of Dereks.
Tell us, praytell, how retarded are you.
> Reported to the Council of Dereks.
Tell us, praytell, how retarded are you.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,263
@previous (mordor !n9PP8q5SP.)
His name is "Catherine", and he is highly retarded. The so-called "Council of Dereks" is, in fact, an figment of his retarded imagination. Thanks.
His name is "Catherine", and he is highly retarded. The so-called "Council of Dereks" is, in fact, an figment of his retarded imagination. Thanks.
mordor !n9PP8q5SP. replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,275
you meant this Catherine ?Anonymous D double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #799,343
big nerd derek .. where they grow potatos