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Topic: Just when you thought the days of an England batting collapse were over.

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #64,039

Pathetic. Bairstow swinging wildly off the front foot at an outswinging seamer, straight to long leg, what did he expect?

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #798,311

Salford nonce

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,312

What

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,315

@previous (C)

> What

I said: "Pathetic. Bairstow swinging wildly off the front foot at an outswinging seamer, straight to long leg, what did he expect?"

Skittled 130 in arrears, shambolic. Broad wafting at an off-cutter, caught plumb leg before, then Wood slicing a looping googly to silly mid on. I thought these days were over but it seems not.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,317

@previous (A)
Thanks but I'm still unclear what you are talking about

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,318

@previous (C)

> Thanks

No probs mate.

Anderson trapping Kuhn with a nurdler to second slip, that's better. De Kock nerves setting in?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,337

@previous (A)
Is this good news or bad news for the Falklands?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,342

@previous (D)
Neither, it doesn't affect them.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,347

@previous (A)
Is this golf or soccer or politics?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,350

@previous (E)
In the UKingdom, those are, in fact, the same thing. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,352

@798,347 (E)
No

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,357

@previous (A)
None of us have a clue what you are talking about.
> Just when you thought the days of an England batting collapse were over.

Brexit is the batting collapse yes?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,358

@previous (G)

> None of us have a clue what you are talking about.

Does speaking for everyone give you a sense of importance?

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,359

@previous (A)
I again reviewed every reply. Try that please and then explain what you are upset about.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,362

@previous (G)

> I again reviewed every reply.

Sounds like a busy social life you have lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,364

I guess the Brits will have to ask the US to bail them out..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,367

@previous (H)
How would that help them? Even a bunch of Vietnamese peasants armed with handfuls of rice and dried grass kicked America's ass.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,368

@798,362 (A)
I win. That fucking silly game called Cricket. Today's game where South Africa fights UK by whacking a bat in attempt to see who can kill the most Crickets.
They eat them in South Africa so of course they want to win.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,369

@previous (D)

> I win.

Do these victories help you navigate the sea of abject failure that is your life?

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,370

Kill lots of crickets with this.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,373

@798,369 (A)
> abject failure that is your life?
My life lol. You're the one upset about a retarded game of base ball.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,374

@previous (D)

> My life lol.

Hilarious isn't it :)

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,375

@previous (A)
Hilarious is that your team lost and will continue to lose.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,377

@previous (G)

> Hilarious

Glad you agree.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,381

@previous (A)
I have good news for you. 24 June – 23 July Women's world cup Cricket in UK this year.
Bad news is She is not on the UK team.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,382

@previous (D)
So now you're an expert on women's cricket too, Lyntax?

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,383

@798,381 (D)

> I have good news

Your mother made enough to pay the rent last night?

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,384

@previous (A)
Things just weren't the same since the betting accident. Now he survives off rotten food fried in recycled cooking oil he collects going door to door throughout the restaurants of Cardiff by the SEA SEA SEA.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,385

@798,383 (A)
Time for your mom to give you a hand job.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,423

Where's best to watch test matches these days? I like TMS but it would be good to see some of the actual play.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,440

it's called cricket because when someone brings it up in conversation, that's all you hear for the next few minutes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,442

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

> it's called cricket because when someone brings it up in conversation, that's all you hear for the next few minutes

Makes sense that people would talk about cricket for the next few minutes after someone brings it up.

What an oddly obvious thing for you to have written.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,445

@previous (A)
*crickets*

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,448

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Indeed, that joke you attempted did fall rather flat didn't it

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,450

@previous (A)
Falling flat? Watch her in the play off games this month.
Do not look for her on the UK team.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,452

@previous (G)

> Falling flat?

Yep
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