Topic: 'Testament' and 'testicle' have the same etymology

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 9 years ago #64,011

'Testis' (Latin) - to bear witness, i.e to bear witness to male virility. This is why sex is a sacred act, ordained by God as the means through which man and woman achieve communion. It shouldn't be a means of simple vacuous 'pleasure'.

Have a blessed Friday evening everyone, and think on these words please, if lust should try to invade your heart and corrupt your soul tonight.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #798,150

> This is why sex is a sacred act, ordained by God...

I feel like you made a bit of a logical leap here.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,153

@previous (B)

> I feel like you made a bit of a logical leap here.

One must not "feel" in matters of philosophy, one must think.

Have a blessed Friday.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,156

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I think you're full of it.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,162

@previous (B)
Nevertheless I forgive you.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,164

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

I don't need your forgiveness, but I forgive you for thinking that I did.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,165

@previous (B)

> I don't need your forgiveness

You do, and you have it.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,166

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Your forgiveness gets me nothing. If you feel I need it though, then I accept it.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,167

@previous (B)

> I accept it.

Happy to help you. God bless.

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,169

god plass

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,170

@798,167 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
She kicked his Testament.

Hardly seems etymology means much.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,171

@previous (D)

> She kicked his Testament.
>
> Hardly seems etymology means much.

I'd more properly phrase that as "Hardly seems I have the first clue what 'etymology' means".

Have a blessed Friday.

Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,172

Pray for me

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,176

@previous (Sheila LaBeouf)
I will. Are there any sins you've committed in particular you want me to ask God's mercy for?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #798,188

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Yes, that Sheila LaBeouf is wanting to go from male to female.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,207

do you think that because it makes you feel better that you're not getting laid, since everyone else is doing it sinfully

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,210

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> everyone else is doing it

You must be new on Minichan.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,221

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
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