Topic: Why not just find some equitable way to split the US

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #64,004

And half gets Hillary Clinton as President, and the other half gets Donald Trump? It would immediately end a lot of strife and division. Maybe the Hillary part could even merge with Canada.

Why do the states have to be united?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #798,087

> Why do the states have to be united?
Because it's in the name????

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,095

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He will not divide us! ?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,127

Why couldn't the whiney bitches who said they'd leave the country if Trump won, already be out of the country?

Fucking lying little bitches.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,128

How about we split you in half so you'll stop making America so fat.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,129

@798,095 (Meta)
I will divide your mother's legs thanks.

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,131

just split each house down the middle. when you're cooking dinner Hillary is your president, when you take a dump Trump is president.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,136

no one actually liked her though

Anonymous F double-posted this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,137

@798,095 (Meta)
lol

Anonymous F triple-posted this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,138

who would get what though?

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,142

@798,129 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's not what your mom said last night ?

She said "Mark's a very nice boy".

@798,128 (D)
Stay projecting Clyde ?

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,149

i don't want Hillary or Canada no thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,175

@798,136 (F)
Correct

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,189

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
except louis ck

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,205

@previous (F)
Hes a fucking ginge!

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