Topic: I’m on you now. You are fucking with me now Let’s see who you are Watch your back, bitch.
S. Squeegington III started this discussion 9 years ago#63,997
Call me. Don’t be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don’t call, you’re just afraid. I already know where you live, I’m on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.
S. Squeegington III (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later[^][v]#798,056
hmm, yeah. sounds pretty faggoty even if you say it on a chan.
S. Squeegington III (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#798,057
i thought maybe if i said the quote in it's natural environment, the internet, that it might come across as more... idk, professional? maybe i'm just not using it right, i'm not the president's lawyer after all.
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S. Squeegington III (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,058
i should probably email this to some people and see if that's what i'm doing wrong.
S. Squeegington III (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,059
well that didn't help. that didn't help at all.
S. Squeegington III (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,060
becky, you're a lawyer, how am i not doing this right? this is pretty standard boilerplate, no?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,061
@previous (S. Squeegington III)
You are a layman trying to use technical lawyer speak.
S. Squeegington III (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,062
@previous (B)
so what you're saying is i'm not using enough cocaine?
S. Squeegington III (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,063
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,064
@798,062 (S. Squeegington III)
Take most of the cocaine before you post, then take the rest afterwards for maximum effect.
S. Squeegington III (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,065
@previous (B)
sweet. as long as i come across as professional as the president's lawyer then i should be able to get out of this traffic ticket i got.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,067
@previous (S. Squeegington III)
Yeah, and demand the judge awards in favor of the cop getting his comeuppance
brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#798,069