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Topic: how do i dirty talk to a guy w a pee fetish

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,993

so i started talking to a sugar daddy w a pee fetish and i really like him so far and i really want to make him happy. i love dirty talk and i'm pretty good at it otherwise but i really don't understand how to sexualize pee or how to talk about it without it sounding gross. i understand it's his fetish but i don't know where the line is crossed between me sounding sexy and me sounding gross. so help?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #798,030

Try to sound as gross as you can

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,031

Order this and if he wants to piss on you - Turn the hose on him.
Turn about is fair play.

Fuckalms !xEWu3MFPew joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,032

You say "Doc, come on now, my mouth is open, give me that sweet golden fluid". Works for me anyway.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,033

@previous (Fuckalms !xEWu3MFPew)
> Being this obsessed with "FuckAlms" and "The Doctor"

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,035

@798,032 (Fuckalms !xEWu3MFPew)
Fake Fuckalms detected.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #798,038

Poop on him.

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,077

ask Fake Anon

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,089

"I can't hold it in. It's starting to come out -oh I stopped it
but I'm a little wet
I really need to go
What's that? You'll let me sneak some into your pants? I'll have to sit on your waist

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,092

Externally hosted imageI’m on you now. You are fucking with me now Let’s see who you are Watch your back, bitch. Call me. Don’t be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don’t call, you’re just afraid. I already know where you live, I’m on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,094

@previous (J)
now that's a man that knows how to talk to a pee enthusiast. bigly.
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