Topic: Ezekiel 23:20

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,985

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #797,984

the Lord does not look kindly upon whores

Sheila LaBeouf joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #797,991

are donkey emissions just not on par with horse emissions I've always wondered

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #797,992

@previous (Sheila LaBeouf)
http://dovbear.blogspot.com/2012/06/few-words-on-flesh-of-donkeys-and.html
By the time, we get to the Talmud, the understanding of the passage has changed. "Their genitals were like those of donkeys" is no longer understood figuratively. Instead it is treated as a concrete tangible reality with practical halachic ramifications, practical halachic ramifications that apply to all non-Jews rather than to Egyptians alone.

For instance: Non Jews have no halachic fatherhood, because their semen is as worthless as horse semen; consequently there is no halachic incest between non-Jewish paternal siblings.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #797,997

I just tweeted Scott Pruitt, and he says he doesn't believe in horse emissions.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,015

@797,992 (D)
All the incest is being bogarted by religious extremists!

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,053

it means that their cocks were big like donkey, duh

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Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,082

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
yeah but why couldn't they just say 'the cock and emissions of donkeys' instead of adding the horse bit
then again the dog fucking thread has a lot of talk about the volume of dog emissions so I guess whoever wrote that must have just been a horse fucker

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,088

@previous (Sheila LaBeouf)
Donkeys and horses produce a huge amount of jizz.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,090

@798,082 (Sheila LaBeouf)
the author is fuckin artist

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,093

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Artist?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,097

@previous (G)
hell yeah, fuckin poetry

she slurped gobs of semen, ever hungry, ever thirsty, this whore was red and swollen with cum

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Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,099

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
you make these really weird sexually charged posts sometimes and I find them pretty unsettling

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,102

@798,082 (Sheila LaBeouf)

It's translated from a translation of a translation, there is a lot of nuance which has been lost.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,104

@798,099 (Sheila LaBeouf)
well this is the site with dog fucking thread

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,106

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Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,112

@798,104 (Sheila LaBoof)
Fair comment

Sheila LaBeouf replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,114

@798,102 (H)
so what you're saying is somewhere along the line one of the monks translating this shit was like a horsefucker

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #798,124

@previous (Sheila LaBeouf)

Only a fool would turn down that sweet horse puss so probably

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 months later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #892,379

@797,997 (E)
underrated post

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #892,389

@previous (J)
Weird. I was reading Ezekiel yesterday, and I was trying to remember why Minichan had a thread about this passage. Thanks for bumping this like you were reading my mind.