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Topic: Wednesday joke thread

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,955

What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!

Autistic Al !xgs4Mxjavo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #797,839

Why would he say "another one" when you clearly stated that it was "the first"?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #797,840

Typical uncultured, white trash joke.

Fire him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #797,841

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,842

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,843

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,844

A sheriff and deputy were investigating the shooting death of a Mexican on a golf course.

With no leads, the deputy says he thinks it was a golfer who shot the mexican.

When asked why he thought this, the deputy replied, "He made a hole in Juan."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,845

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,846

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?


Refrigerators don't fart when you put the meat in.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,847

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,848

What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.

Autistic Al !xgs4Mxjavo replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,850

@797,841 (A)
That does not make sense/ How could he have shot himself that many times? Wouldn't he already have died?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #797,852

Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!" "Bet, dog," says the other boot-lip, and he goes inside. 10 minutes later, you wouldn't believe it. That nigger was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie. The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!" "Fuck you, nigger, get a job!"

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #797,893

these jokes sound like they were made by someone who is kind of a jerk

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #797,896

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Kids are jerks until they grow out of it
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