Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo started this discussion 9 years ago#63,803
I have successfully pre-ordered no less than five (5) Supernintendo™ Classic Mini home videogame consoles! I can't wait to put them on the Official Big Daddy Derek eBay™ (pronounced as one word) page, where they shall sell for upwards of $200 each! The Big Daddies Derek are going to make an handsome profit, fora!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#796,696
Why would someone pay more, when they can buy them just like you did?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#796,699
@previous (B)
That's the beauty of it, you see! The Supernintendo™ Classic Mini shall only receive a small production run, so demand for it is going to be through the roof!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#796,704
Just download an emulator.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#796,705
@796,699 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Then how did you get such exclusive access to it?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#796,706
@796,704 (C)
As a grown adult, I have no desire to play with any of these silly toys. I simply pre-ordered the Supernintendo™ Classic Mini home videogame consoles so that I may profit from them, as a commodity.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#796,721
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
The advice was not intended for you, but rather for the people whom you intend to scalp the consoles to.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#796,827
Kill yourself, Matt.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#797,303
@previous (D)
This thread has nothing to do with "Matt". Try to keep your replies on topic. Thanks.
brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#797,306
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#797,639
@previous (brie !kiTty82duI)
They soon will be my nintendoes, but not for long! I'm so excited about the profit I'm going to make from these silly plastic toys that beta male nerds seem to be so obsessed with, fora!