Topic: What starts with N and ends with R? Hint: You never want to call a black person this.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,378
Neighbor.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #110,571
What's the difference between Santa, and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.
Santa goes down the chimney.
Richard Nixon joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 57 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #110,572
Nagger
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #110,574
hahahahahahaha its funny because racists dont want to be able to call a black person their neighbor but the word nigger is what we were all thinking hahaha i get it
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #110,575
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
AIDS.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #110,576
i read the headline, was about to post this response, then read the OP and raged because i thought i was being clever
[^_^] joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #110,577
Nagger?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #110,578
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do?"
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,580
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? - To remind the blacks that they were slaves before they became drug dealers.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,581
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her.
Punch her.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,582
What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?
A crime stopper.
What happened to the black woman who had an abortion?
She got a thank you letter from the welfare office.
A crime stopper.
What happened to the black woman who had an abortion?
She got a thank you letter from the welfare office.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,583
ITT: the same shitty jokes I hear year after year.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,636
On an isolated road winding through the woods, a man comes upon the scene of a terrible car wreck. The car is smashed into a tree and a man and woman are dead, with their heads through the windshield and brains oozing onto the hood. Improbably, there is also a little girl, without a scratch on her, but visibly in shock who has stumbled away from the wreck and is sitting on the side of the road sobbing.
"Oh my go, little girl! What happened?" said the man.
(Little girl crying)"Wahhhhhh! We were driving... and there was a deer... and we swerved.. and the was a crash.... and blood... and mommy and daddy are dead! Wahhhhhhhhhh!
The man looks around, and assesses the horror of the accident and blood and carnage, and this miracle girl who somehow escaped unscathed.
"Wow" he says, "This just isn't your day.
And then starts undoing his pants.
"Oh my go, little girl! What happened?" said the man.
(Little girl crying)"Wahhhhhh! We were driving... and there was a deer... and we swerved.. and the was a crash.... and blood... and mommy and daddy are dead! Wahhhhhhhhhh!
The man looks around, and assesses the horror of the accident and blood and carnage, and this miracle girl who somehow escaped unscathed.
"Wow" he says, "This just isn't your day.
And then starts undoing his pants.
(Edited 46 seconds later.)
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,641
@OP
Jokes are my job, bud. They're still shitty, but way better than yours.
Jokes are my job, bud. They're still shitty, but way better than yours.
Meowth double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,644
This is better than most of your jokes.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #110,645
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #110,650
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #110,653
Meowth replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #110,655
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #110,682
Little Billy is half Jewish and half black. One day he goes to his father and says "Dad, I need to know if I am more black or more Jewish." His dad replies "Now Billy, why would you need to know that?" Billy says "Well, my friend Tommy is selling his bike for $40 and I want to know if I should offer him $30 or just steal the motherfucker."