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Topic: ok 'scientists' explain this

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,758

1. How did people land on the moon, when the moon is made out of cheese?
2. If there are no dinosaur bones on the cheese moon, how did you conclude people evolved from monkeys?
3. Adam and Eves children either fucked each other, and/or fucked their parents and sometimes it's cold so global warming is a myth.
4. I just looked out the window and the Earth doesn't look round so it's not.

Checkmate 'scientists'

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #796,258

@OP

> Checkmate 'scientists'

Yep. And yet they continue to laugh at religious folk for "believing in things you can't prove" lol

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #796,271

We wouldn't be here without a little incest.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #796,272

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Little? We would not be here without a lot of incest.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #796,273

@796,271 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> We wouldn't be here without a little incest.

@previous (D)

> Little? We would not be here without a lot of incest.

How so??

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #796,274

@OP
Because the lawn. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #796,276

@796,273 (B)
If your relatives are the only game in town you don't have much of a choice. Juvenile male chimps attempt sex with their mothers. Sometimes the chimp's mother lets her male offspring mount her, if they're frightened and want to calm down.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,283

@previous (D)

> If your relatives are the only game in town you don't have much of a choice.

No doubt. But how is that relevant to the human race not being here without incest??

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,286

@previous (B)
The very first humans, who do you think they had sex with?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,287

@previous (D)
With other humans. If you have a point, get to it faster because this is frankly tedious.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,290

@previous (B)
Of course they had sex with other humans. All who were related to each other at some early point in time.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,291

@previous (D)

> All who were related to each other at some early point in time.

What on earth has led you to think this??

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,292

@previous (B)
You did, among others.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,293

@previous (D)

> You did, among others.

How so?? And even if that's the case, do you always believe everything people tell you? Think things though dude and you'll see how stupid your idea is that we began from incest.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,296

@previous (B)
Your mother and father are probably sister and brother. That is why you're unable to understand basic human-animal nature.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,297

@previous (F)
You're the one who believes you're a product of incest dude, it's no good lashing out at people who laugh at your retarded ass.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,299

@previous (B)
What exactly is your theory of who the very first 3 humans mated with.

brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,300

@previous (D)
Themselves and some of the more friendly neanderthals.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,302

@previous (brie !kiTty82duI)
Clearly evidence of mating with available Neanderthals. How friendly this was is unknown.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,310

@previous (D)
Shut up, Syntax.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,354

@796,299 (D)

> What exactly is your theory of who the very first 3 humans mated with.

Firstly you have an extremely simplistic idea of human origins if you think "the first 3 humans" were created sequentially, like some kind of factory production line.

But ok, I'll answer your question because I'm still curious to understand what on earth your point is and where it came from: 'human 1' mated with 'human 3'. Ok? So now tell me again, where does your incest fantasy fit into any of this?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,483

@previous (B)
Oh. This incest thing has really touched a nerve with you. Do you need to talk about family stuff with a therapist?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,484

@previous (A)
Errr...you brought it up in your OP, retard. LOL :))) Seems you want to fuck your mother and have been caught out :)))

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,487

Visibly upset. Poor guy has issues

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,489

@previous (A)
Hairy smelly first humans who's only goals were food-water. Men with erections looking for a hole to fill with juice.
A warm cave and food water and some pleasure.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #796,491

@796,487 (A)

> Poor guy has issues

Says the guy who plays out his mother-fucking fantasies on the internet LOL
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