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Topic: Who was the best American president of your lifetime?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,700

Vote please.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Donald 'mental age of a 6 year old' Trump 3 21%
Barack 'Putin played me like a grand piano' Obama 4 29%
George '17 Saudis just killed 3000 Murkans. Let's go kill those Iraqis!' W Bush - 0%
Bill 'fuck your new dress, you should have swallowed' Clinton 4 29%
George 'my son will be even more retarded than me' H.W.Bush - 0%
Ronald 'Thatcher once fucked me with a strap-on' Reagan - 0%
Jimmy 'nobody will ever remember a single thing I ever did' Carter - 0%
Gerald 'I'm only here because the last guy was proved to be a crook' Ford - 0%
Richard 'I'm not a crook' Nixon - 0%
Lyndon 'Nice work, Oswald!' Johnson 1 7%
John 'I banged Marilyn Monroe in the White House swimming pool' F. Kennedy 2 14%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #795,664

Write in: Abraham "I freed those niggers because Syntax told me they were good at licking his anus" Lincoln

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

S. Squeegington III joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,666

Lyndon Johnson was awesome. did you know he nick named his penis "Jumbo" and it wasn't out of vanity, it was just a fact?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,667

@795,664 (B)
He was not of your lifetime and is thus ineligible. Plus, freeing the slaves would presumably mean less colored folk licking the white man's anus.

S. Squeegington III replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,668

@previous (A)
oh. lifetime. i have to change my answer. there is no good answer...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,669

@795,666 (S. Squeegington III)

> it was just a fact?

You mean his dick was literally named Jumbo? Like, it had its own birth certificate?

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,670

@795,667 (A)
> Being this edgy

S. Squeegington III replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,673

@795,669 (A)
yeah, like it was just a generally understood fact. when he was a congressman he'd follow other senators into the restroom to argue with them and he'd shake it out in front of them to take a piss and they'd be all intimidated and Johnson would laugh at them and make comments like, "that's Jumbo ain't it," or whatever and everyone agreed. it was Jumbo. he and Jumbo got a lot of legislation passed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,674

@previous (S. Squeegington III)
Didn't know that. I want to change my vote now.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,677

Benjamin 'I'm on the 100 dollar bill lol' Franklin.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,679

@previous (D)
> in your lifetime

Syntax, is that you?

S. Squeegington III replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,681

Externally hosted image@795,674 (A)
he kept little mole skin notebooks too, and he kept dirt on everyone. whenever he was in a tough spot legislatively he could pull a notebook out of his pocket and "change your mind" with it. he was also very, very tall and intimidating. He was also a close talker.

and he did know how to advance a legislative agenda.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,684

@795,679 (E)
No, I've had many lifetimes. It's called reincarnation, bud.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,686

@795,677 (D)

> Benjamin 'I'm on the 100 dollar bill lol' Franklin.

Was never American president. Trump voter detected.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,688

@OP
Donald J Trump ?

@795,681 (S. Squeegington III)
I never saw LBJ as the Moleskine type. I mean, $20 for one notebook?! Seriously?!

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,689

@795,686 (A)

> > Benjamin 'I'm on the 100 dollar bill lol' Franklin.
>
> Was never American president. Trump voter detected.

He was president of PA, you DA.

Inb4 "I said American president".

He was American, you DA.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,690

@previous (D)
Your mom was president of the Glory Hole Union, it doesn't get her a place on the list of American presidents.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,694

@previous (A)

> Your mom was president of the Glory Hole Union, it doesn't get her a place on the list of American presidents.

Aww, now you're just butthurt. Make your topics questions more specific if you want specific answers, DA.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,699

@previous (D)
Dude, you fucked up. You thought Franklin was a US President, a common mistake made by low-education retards. You have since gone on Wiki and realized he was only President of PA. We get it. You fucked up. Own it, retard.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,704

@previous (A)
Ha, that's not the case. Unlike you, I actually paid attention in school. Stay mad, tho. Also, feel free to make this topic again but put some common sense into it next time around. Seems like you put so much effort into it for it to end up like this. :(

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,706

@previous (D)
Everyone else understood it. You didn't. Take some time to reach the conclusion, retard.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,709

I think it is.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,710

@795,706 (A)
I did understand it. You asked which American president was the best in my lifetime. I answered correctly, you DA. A better title would have read "Who was the best American president OF THE UNITED STATES in your CURRENT lifetime"?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,713

@previous (D)

> I did understand it.

I know you did. And you answered Franklin. Because you thought Franklin was President of the USA. As most low-education retards do. Again bud, we get it. Now stop crying.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,714

@OP
Hey, maybe if you dislike all presidents so much you should get to moving to a 3rd world hell hole country.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,716

@previous (H)
What makes you think I dislike Clinton, Johnson or Kennedy?

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,717

@795,713 (A)
Why would I cry over YOUR mistake, DA?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,719

@previous (D)
You're embarrassing yourself, bud. A question about American presidents and a poll which runs from Trump to Kennedy you understood to be about anyone who has ever held the title of president in America, including president of the school lunch money?

We get it already, you're a retard. Now go wash your MAGA cap and fuck your cousin, redneck.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,721

@previous (A)
Listen here, you DA. I didn't even read your shitty long assed poll. Also, once again, DA... You simply stated "American president", which could literally be any kind of president whom is also American. Is it that hard to comprehend, DA?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,723

@previous (D)

> Is it that hard to comprehend, DA?

Apparently it is for you, retard. Everyone else understood it. You didn't. Once again, get working on drawing the conclusion, idiot.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,724

@previous (A)
Why are you still crying?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,726

@previous (I)
Sup Anon D?

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,729

@previous (A)
Oh look. It's the little crybaby who thinks everyone is samefagging.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,730

@previous (I)
Stop crying, Anon D.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,732

@795,726 (A)
Wrong. I was actually done here since I have exposed you as being the biggest DA on MC.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,733

@795,721 (D)

> You simply stated "American president"

By the way Anon I, I think you'll find I 'simply stated' "American president of your lifetime". And so not only do you think Franklin was US president, he was also within your lifetime? After all you are claiming you based your answer soley on the thread title and not the poll.

Lol you fucking retard, I've made such a mess of you here.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,735

@795,732 (D)

> Wrong. I was actually done here

He says, as he comes running back in as soon as his Anon I ruse was exposed. Go cry over CNN, redneck.

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,736

@previous (A)
Damn you do a lot of crying.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,739

@previous (I)

> Damn you do a lot of crying.

Strange, I didn't address that post to you 'Anon I', yet you responded to it within seconds. Lol you sad retard, Anon D.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,741

@795,733 (A)
@795,735 (A)
Nice maddoublepost. Feel free to think everyone that insults you is me. I'll jusy sit back and lol.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,742

@previous (D)
So you can't explain why you thought Franklin was an "American president of your lifetime"? Lol you fucking retard.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #795,745

The country of Saudi Arabia wasn't to blame. It was just those few Saudis. That's like say Iraq blaming the entire country of Iran for the actions of a few Iranians within their borders.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,751

@795,742 (A)
I already did. If you paid attention to previous posts, you'd have seen that I am a firm believer in reincarnation. Since you're a DA, I'll let you know that it means that I believe that I've had plenty of lifetimes. You didn't state current lifetime. You simply stated "lifetime".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,755

@previous (D)

> I am a firm believer in reincarnation.

Once again, we get it dude. You're a retard.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,757

@795,699 (A)
Of course Ben was never a Presy of USA However he is perhaps the most respected Presidential Type in USA

Asking Google Y Ben never ran and This

Benjamin was 83 years old when Washington took office. That was very aged for the time. He was in poor health.


I voted for Kennedy who with a very short term accomplished so much including banging Marilyn

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,766

@previous (Syntax)

Presy is not an appropriate term to use for such an esteemed office. Thanks.

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,768

@previous (L)
Sorry for that. Trump now holds that esteemed office and lives up to it as an esteemed anal orifice.
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