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Topic: Eric Trump killed Harambe

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #63,699

Try to prove me wrong...

You can't.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #795,654

Exactly what I figured. No one can prove me wrong.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #795,657

Define "killed"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,754

@previous (B)
Killed: The past tense of kill.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,756

@previous (A)
Define "natural"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,758

@previous (B)
Natural: existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,759

@previous (A)
Define "nature"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,760

@previous (B)
Nature: the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,761

@previous (A)

> as opposed to humans or human creations.

Humans are not a part of "nature"?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,763

@795,760 (A)
Nature: the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products
of the earth

Discounting every Star Planet Asteroid and Comet in all the galaxies, is ignorant on your part.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,764

Dear oh dear, OP has made quite an idiot of himself in this thread lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,765

@795,761 (B)
@795,763 (C)
@previous (B)
Don't blame me, blame Wiki. I could give a better definition if I actually gave a hoot. How about you try and prove me wrong...

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,767

@previous (A)
15 of the biggest Wikipedia blunders. These false facts, according to widely published accounts, all appeared on the Wikipedia site at some point.

1. Robbie Williams eats domestic pets in pubs for money.

To be fair, we can't disprove this statement, which popped up on the singer's Wikipedia page in 2006. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

2. David Beckham was a Chinese goalkeeper in the 18th century.

And you thought scoring Posh Spice was impressive.

3. Paul Reiser's dead.

If you fell for this 2008 Wikipedia hoax, well -- let's just say I'm not so mad about you.

4. Sinbad's dead.

Couldn't tell ya what he's actually doing these days, but contrary to a 2007 Wikipedia claim, Sinbad is still around.

5. Sergey Brin's sexy, dating Jimmy Wales, and dead.

The Google god's Wikipedia page has seen more changes than his company's seen betas. Remarks on Sergey Brin's bio have claimed he's gay and dating Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales; he's dead, having ended his life in Moscow; and he's "sexy."

(I'll leave the judgment on the last one up to you.)

6. Tony Blair worships Hitler.

The former British prime minister was a regular target for Wikipedia tampering. That's what we read on Wikipedia, anyway.

7. The Duchess of Cornwall's Christian name is Cow-miller.

Anyone else suddenly have a hankering for a hamburger?

8. The University of Cincinnati's former president is a whore.

Former University of Cincinnati president Nancy Zimpher was listed as a "prostitute" and a "witch" on her Wikipedia page. Good thing it wasn't true, as that would make for one dangerous combination.

9. Robert Byrd's dead.

United States Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia was pronounced dead by Wikipedia in January of this year. The senator was resurrected by a Wikipedia correction a short time later.

10. Ted Kennedy died in January.

Months before this week's news that Ted Kennedy had passed away, his Wikipedia page reported his death. The entry said Kennedy had died following his seizure at January's presidential inauguration.

11. John Seigenthaler helped assassinate John and Robert Kennedy.

The retired journalist wrote a full editorial about his Wikipedia ordeal, in which he was accused of being somehow involved in the assassinations of both John and Robert Kennedy. The errant info, Seigenthaler says, was on the site for four and a half months.

12. A yacht killed British TV presenter Vernon Kay.

That's a rough way to go. Especially when it never happened.

13. Conan O'Brien assaults sea turtles while canoeing.

Stephen Colbert was to blame for this hoax. I can't decide which is more unbelievable: that Conan assaulted a sea turtle, or that he went canoeing.

14. British TV gardener Alan Titchmarsh published a new version of the Kama Sutra.

He did, however, slap stickers on a bikini model for ratings.

15. Sienna Miller has modeled nude.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,769

@795,765 (A)
How can you be proven wrong when you are unable to say exactly what you mean by your question? According to you, a non-natural being called a 'human' unnaturally ended the life of a natural entity by a method not found in nature. You've disproved your own claim you moron.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,770

@previous (B)
According to me? No, mora. According to Wiki. Thanks for proving that you can't prove me wrong.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,772

@previous (A)
If you know Wiki is an inadequate source, then why did you use it? You're a bit dim aren't you?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,773

@795,770 (A)
You have already proved your own mother is a turnip.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,774

@795,772 (B)
Because you're a mora asking for definitions to words that you should already know. I thought it'd be funny to mess with your vocabulary, so I Wiki'd the definitions instead of using my own.

Care to prove me wrong yet? Oh, yeah... You can't.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,775

@previous (A)

> I thought it'd be funny to mess with your vocabulary, so I Wiki'd the definitions instead of using my own.

So then what's your own definition of "killed"?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,776

@previous (B)
I already did but I can use it in a sentence for you.

I killed your mother's cunt with my
monstrous, all natural cock in the nature.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,777

@previous (A)

> I already did

You didn't, you gave Wiki's. Give your own definition of "kill".

> I killed your mother's cunt with my
> monstrous, all natural cock in the nature.

That's an example of usage, not a definition. You really are a bit dim aren't you?

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,778

@795,776 (A)
> I killed your mother's cunt with my
monstrous, all natural cock in the nature.

Are you learning English from Syntax?

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,779

@previous (E)

> Are you learning English from Syntax?

OP/Matt meltdown incoming...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,780

@795,777 (B)

> > I already did
>
> You didn't, you gave Wiki's. Give your own definition of "kill".
>
> > I killed your mother's cunt with my
> > monstrous, all natural cock in the nature.
>
> That's an example of usage, not a definition. You really are a bit dim aren't you?

I said I'd use it in a sentence since I already did the definition. Pay attention and at least attempt to prove me wrong... If anyone's dim, it's gotta be you.


@795,778 (E)

> >I killed your mother's cunt with my
> monstrous, all natural cock in the nature.
>
> Are you learning English from Syntax?

No, Rosetta Stone.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,781

@previous (A)

> I already did the definition.

No you didn't. So I'll ask you one last time, and if you still can't do it, I'll conclude you're too dumb to understand what your own words mean: define "kill".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,782

@previous (B)

> > I already did the definition.
>
> No you didn't.

Yes, I did but you're too big of a DA to notice it.

> So I'll ask you one last time, and if you still can't do it, I'll conclude you're too dumb to understand what your own words mean

No one cares what you think. You can't even prove me wrong and it's clearly talking a toll on your feelings...

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