Topic: BREAKING NEWS: THE SMOKING GUN
S. Squeegington III started this discussion 9 years ago #63,632
Obama has child sex slaves on Mars. you read that right, it's finally been confirmed. Obama colluded with the liberal space agency NASA over 20 years ago to start a program to kidnap children and make them slaves on Mars. We know it's there, because every time a probe is sent over the colony the cameras are shut off. clearly there is something there that NASA doesn't want us to see. and we've heard from high level NASA engineers that 90% of their missions are secret and that we have no idea. there is so much stuff going on. this is way bigger than pizzagate. in fact, this explains perfectly what happened to all those kids they were keeping in the basement, they got sent to Mars. that's why no one has found them, it's impossible to even look for them.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/30/alex_jones_trump_endorsed_infowars_site_exposes_nasa_s_martian_slave_colony.html
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/06/29/alex-jones-guest-children-have-been-kidnapped-and-sent-slave-colony-mars/217109
http://gizmodo.com/alex-jones-has-a-perfectly-normal-chat-about-all-the-sl-1796543425
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kettle joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #794,949
sounds legit..
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,950
@OP
> Obama has child sex slaves on Mars. you read that right, it's finally been confirmed.
By anonymous sources familiar with the investigation?
> Obama has child sex slaves on Mars. you read that right, it's finally been confirmed.
By anonymous sources familiar with the investigation?
brie !kiTty82duI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,951
So that's where Jump went, to Mars! He must have caught wind of this conspiracy.
S. Squeegington III (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,952
@794,949 (kettle)honestly at this point i'm just glad Obama is gone, it's almost unbelievable that he got away with all the shit he did. but, it's like they say, "the proof of a conspiracy is in the fruits," and this is the fruitiest story i've heard in a while. If you don't support Trump then you support sending child slaves to Mars. that's where we are today.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #794,953
@previous (S. Squeegington III)
What's the Russia connection? Have they hacked our space program yet? Did Russians blow up that one SpaceX rocket?
What's the Russia connection? Have they hacked our space program yet? Did Russians blow up that one SpaceX rocket?
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,958
S. Squeegington III (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,959
@794,953 (Meta)that's a media nothingburger to distract from the child slaves on Mars scandal and an excuse for losing an election liberals should've won.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #794,960
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #794,978
Yeah I may as well mention now that the beans are spilled -- I've been there, all true.
S. Squeegington III (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,007
and of course, right on queue, NASA denies running a child slave colony on Mars and populating it with kidnapped children.
> “There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are. But there are no humans.”
bull fucking shit! there are not fucking rovers on god damned Mars! jesus fuck, will these people lie about anything?
http://www.ajc.com/news/national/nasa-says-not-running-child-slave-colony-mars/6Nu8SN7rfNNON9vEzDowqJ/
> “There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are. But there are no humans.”
bull fucking shit! there are not fucking rovers on god damned Mars! jesus fuck, will these people lie about anything?
http://www.ajc.com/news/national/nasa-says-not-running-child-slave-colony-mars/6Nu8SN7rfNNON9vEzDowqJ/
Z !!CQHwQtG/0 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #795,008
@previous (S. Squeegington III)
Denying that they have a child slave colony on Mars sounds exactly like something people who have a child slave colony on Mars would do.
Jones is a true patriot for helping bring this atrocity to light.
Denying that they have a child slave colony on Mars sounds exactly like something people who have a child slave colony on Mars would do.
Jones is a true patriot for helping bring this atrocity to light.